The Milk (That) Shakes.
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"Hello this is-"
"Can I get a hoyyyaaa?!!!"
"The Milk that-"
"Hoyaaaaaa!"
"Who is this?"
"I dunno who 'this is.'"
"Ugh, this is ridiculous."
"Well sorry I'm trying to have some fun in my life, and either way does it matter who I am? I'm just a costumer that wants some delicious milkshakes for my friends. Also, if this was ridiculous, then why haven't you hung up on me?"
"Because, I'd get in trouble."
"Wait, so I can like, annoy you all day?"
"No.. Don't even think about it, you know what? My boss is calling me, be right back."
"Hmmm, okay, I wonder if people can hear me if I just shouted.. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONEEEE!!!"
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