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The Milk (That) Shakes.

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calls humour milkshake phone random

"Hello this is-"

"Can I get a hoyyyaaa?!!!" 

"The Milk that-" 

"Hoyaaaaaa!" 

"Who is this?" 

"I dunno who 'this is.'"

"Ugh, this is ridiculous." 

"Well sorry I'm trying to have some fun in my life, and either way does it matter who I am? I'm just a costumer that wants some delicious milkshakes for my friends. Also, if this was ridiculous, then why haven't you hung up on me?" 

"Because, I'd get in trouble." 

"Wait, so I can like, annoy you all day?" 

"No.. Don't even think about it, you know what? My boss is calling me, be right back." 

"Hmmm, okay, I wonder if people can hear me if I just shouted.. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONEEEE!!!"All Rights Reserved

calls humour milkshake phone random

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