Best friend with a glitch~ (Glitchiplier Fanfic)

Hi. This is the story/log/nightmare how Glitchiplier came into my life. He's a silly computer malfunction who escaped dark, wilford and the other alternative egos of markiplier. He's not bad, he don't need to eat but eats a lot and he-
Hi! im glitch iplier and i like long walks on the beach, card games, *stares into camera* and i did not kill anyone. hahah just foolin yah. *wipes away tear* PHEEWW. good one. Annnyywhooo.. if you want to know me contact me at hotmanlybabe6969@gm-
No! Stop taking my phone! Glitch go back to my computer, i thought you were watching mark or something!
waaatt noo. that gets boring! I WANNA SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS HIII ALLL AVWRYYYSSS FREEEENNN-
Nooo!! Skip to the story!