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hellloooo my lively gibblings... x

Imagine...Celebrities living a whole different life to what they have been known for and living a life full of uncertainties, misfortune and challenges. Full of your beloved humour, comedy and let's not forget ACTION.

Extract:
"Beyoncè Congratulations you have given birth to 5 gorgeous babies!" 
WFT I have 5 BABIES!?... "yes. you temporarily fell into a coma for 5 days and within the last day you gave birth to 5 babies!" the doctor squeaked 'stupid goose'. 
GOD! this doctor's doing my head in. I tug my hair in frustration. WAIT! Oh my goodness my worldwide tour is in 2 months! 
I slowly look down at my once of a goddess like body to a floppy, loose and deflated bouncy castle! 'Oh Lord help me!'  

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He brought his hands up and tucked my hair behind my ear. coming closer to my ear "Do i arouse you?" he whispered, making my knees weak "I can feel the heat radiating off you and i know you are soaking wet already" What the hell? Pushing him off me i straightened up and glared at him "You are now my boss starting tomorrow and i dont think it is appropriate to use comments like that with an employee." He suddenly jammed on the elevator emergency button, causing the elevator to stop. "Really? That would make this more exciting and easier. "I am attracted to you, you are attracted to me. Lets fuck and be fine" I stared at him wide eyed Has this man gone mad? I admit that he is hot and affects me a little but that doesn't mean i want to jump into bed with him, he is my boss for crying out loud and i really need this job" He was now standing in front of me with his face close to mine staring at my lips. I want to kiss you" He whispered making me feel chills all over my body. ***************************************************** Blake Greyson wasn't born with a silver spoon but he worked all his life to get to the top. Too as one of the eligible billionaires in Florida with his beautiful girlfriend Anna by his side every step away. Mellisa Wakefield is a young woman in her early twenties who is yet to get her life together. She fails miserably in whatever she does and her sister never misses the opportunity to remind her of how much of a loser she was until she got a job at Greyson's enterprise. Two different people tangled into a life of love, sex and betrayal.

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To the average eye Kehlani King seemed to be your normal 19 year old girl that was two months fresh out of high school. Voted most likely to succeed in life, she had her whole life planned out...well planned out for her by her dad. She had been dating the same guy since she was 5, she planned to attend university, get a culinary degree, open her own restaurant downtown New Orleans, and marry her long time boyfriend. It seemed so simple, laid out, secure. It was what everyone wanted, security and stability; But for Kehlani it was like her head was forced underwater and no one could hear her screams for help to escape her forced fate. That was until her boyfriend asked her out to a basketball game but not just any basketball game but the one that would change Kehlani's life. When Kyle Kuzma laid eyes on the bored looking girl in the stands it was like he couldn't look away. He wondered what about her shoes was more interesting then the game going on. When Kehlani's boyfriend refuses to kiss her on the kiss cam, the team talks Kyle into stepping in and easing her embarrassment. If the sneaky glances were exciting the kiss was something indescribable. When Kehlani's boyfriend leaves her at the stadium without a way home and a dead phone she finds herself in a car with Kyle Kuzma and his friends. Kehlani had always felt like she was in cage plunging into the darkness of the water but that night with Kyle she felt the cage temporary lift from the water and the lock on the cage doors open. He gave her something she had never felt before...freedom.

oneperson100feelings tarafından yazılmış 15 Days With The Possessive Billionaire adlı hikaye

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"Fuck, why do you make this so hard" Nicki yelled passing the room "Because i need u nicki why dont you love me" Beyonce cried "Because i dont can u just comprehend that and leave me alone" Nicki screamed pushing Beyonce "You know what fuck you nicki and imma find someone that wants me fa me" Beyonce said getting up off the ground "Whatever, do what you need to do" Nicki said non chelantly "One day you gone want me back" Beyonce said dusting herself off "And untill that day keep moving" "Why do you treat me this way" "Because it is me and im roothless" nicki said and shoowed her to walk home As Beyonce walked down a empty street she wobbled and she tried to keep balance holding her dag of clothes and her heels. She thought her life was over. As she dwealed on what just happened she cried and her vision became blurry. She felt useless. She could walk or run so she colapsed. She laid on the side of a empty street at 2 am on a saturday and just cried. As she cried she heard a big black jaguar race past her but the person in the drivers seat say her and revearsed to her. She noticed but never stood up. As she heard the foot steps get closer she peeked up and seen some classic Tims "Hi" a femake voice whispered so gently I peeked up and i was met with the most beautiful creation if ever seen in my life "Hey" i sniffled "Whats wrong" she said laced with concern "I just lost a part of me" i said and felt the stinging get even more intense "Well maybe i could help you find it' she whispers and starts to pick all my things up from scattered around the side of the street "Maybe you can" i looked up at her with hopeful eyes "Here! Get in do you need a ride" she says helping me up "Thanks" i sniffled "Alright Mi Amor whats your name" "Beyoncé Giselle" "Alright nice one whats your name" "You can call me Kehlani" "Alright keh your really nice why are you some nice to me" "Because i see something in you that can fix me"

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(Mature content) (Highest ranks listed) (Editing slowly) A simple last night out with my girls before I move to America. Drinks are flowing, hips moving & laughing like we have no worries in the world, & an encounter with a drop dead gorgeous man, whos eyes could see my soul like we belonged & his hands ohh 🤪 but I left before he woke mortified. I never had a one night stand. Only problem now is I left with something belonging to him. So here I am 4 years later and my boss is retiring. Who's my new boss you ask. Well you guessed it & Does he remember me? I hope not as theirs more than my feelings at stake now. *********************************** Eoin Ryder now 29 year old badboy billionaire. Eoin cant get a girl named Saoirse (sheer-sha) out of his head for years. That one incredible night has had him searching for that connection again. He dates but nothing to serious as he compares them to her beauty. Is there such thing as love at first sight. Will he find her again. If so what will he do. What will she do. Though he is in for a shock. Laughter, tears, anger, sex & possible loss. This book has it all. Hey everyone 😁 this is my 1st ever book/story to write & writing it from my phone. If its boring or silly I do apologise. Im writing chapters as I go so please be kind and i would love feedback and ideas for this story. I Started it 20-dec-2020. I thought id give it ago & to have a new focus point to steadying out my anxiety. Never done anything like this before. feel free to point out mistakes nicely im trying to edit quickly. Also the pregnancies are sort of based on my experiences. Also copywrited. Mature content will be present so please dont read if this will offend you or under age. Hightest rank 1st #daddy (sept) 1st #Irish (may 21) 1st #over18s (may-now) 2nd #single (feb23) 2nd #2021 (may 2021) 2nd #accidental (may 2021) 3rd #soul (may 2021) 4th #lover (june 2021) 6th #sexual (june 2021) 10th #love (may 2021) 11th #growth (june 2021)

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