Celebrity parody
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Ongoing5m
Last published Mon, Dec 10, 2018
hellloooo my lively gibblings... x
Imagine...Celebrities living a whole different life to what they have been known for and living a life full of uncertainties, misfortune and challenges. Full of your beloved humour, comedy and let's not forget ACTION.
Extract:
"Beyoncè Congratulations you have given birth to 5 gorgeous babies!"
WFT I have 5 BABIES!?... "yes. you temporarily fell into a coma for 5 days and within the last day you gave birth to 5 babies!" the doctor squeaked 'stupid goose'.
GOD! this doctor's doing my head in. I tug my hair in frustration. WAIT! Oh my goodness my worldwide tour is in 2 months!
I slowly look down at my once of a goddess like body to a floppy, loose and deflated bouncy castle! 'Oh Lord help me!'
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