The Porcelain Pig
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Last published Sat, Aug 12, 2017
Grasped firmly between the very sweaty palms of Mr Gabbais, is a will dictating who will inherit a rather sizeable fortune that had previously belonged to a now very stiff Mrs Condyle, who had tragically passed away, after an unfortunate dog walking incident started in the park but ended in the lake. Mrs Tabatha Condyle had no children, only a dead husband, two dead brothers and a small ugly dog that survived the fatal dunking. Her only living relatives (of a human nature) were two nephews, one of which was Gregory Mont Gordon, the other was his cousin Fred.
This story is about to bring an ostrich to the streets of Victorian London
Two grown men in a corset Battle
And a porcelain pig just begging to be smashed.
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