Moonlight ~ A Study in Stupidity
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DarrenDean1
Ongoing, First published Aug 13, 2017
Mature
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The Totally Co-Tied for Second Second Place Sunset Award Almost Winning Story!!!  
The Second Most Unkown Story in the Blue Rose Awards!!! 
The Official Winner for the First Place for in Humor The Star Blazer Awards 2018!!!

So like when I woke up in the moonlight in the aftermath of almost dying, I totally knew some stupid stuff. About three things I was absolutely almost sorta certain about? First, my beloved boy-toy fling-thing was a freaking monster! Second, there was a part of his dark soul ...and I did not know how potent that part might be ...that totally lusted for me for my vestal blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in lust with him for all-time. Or at least until he killed me? For every time he kissed me down there in the princess parts, it was like losing a little piece of my soul to his darkness ...or whatever. 
      
Oh yeah ...my name is Belladonna Blackswan and I was named after a lethal poison and a slightly psychotic narcissistic bird, both of which fit my personality to a T.  So I think it makes a lot of sense that what lies inside these pages is like the "loosely based on actual events version" of what might have happened? But totally told in the way that I think makes me look the bitchenest.   
      
Oh, and there is so totes a love triangle thing going on. The two total hotties/idiots that keep fighting over my virginity are:
 
Edvardo "Eddie" Killen the weird hot stalkery foreign frosty kid at school. Who talks in an effectuated Euro accent ...like when Madonna was pretending to be English and classy?
      
Jake Hunter, a pretty normal American Indian Werewolf kid, But who totally hates Euro-trash Edvardo. Cause he just wants to push enough of that "La Kush" to buy a Harley. Then so maybe he can finally get a hot girlfriend ...obviously me. Holla!

So what's a girl from North Las Vegas supposed to do when two dudes are fighting over her hot yoga ass?  Ah ...duh ...HELL-to-the-O? Obviously, make some more bad life choices!
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[QUOTE MENTIONED IN THE STORY] "Oh, is Mattheo jealous?" she teased, her voice slurring a bit, a playful grin on her lips. "Shut the fuck up and dance," I muttered, trying to ignore the heat rising in my chest, the way my heart pounded just looking at her. She started moving, her body close to mine, her hips swaying to the music. It was slow, deliberate, driving me absolutely insane. She knew it too. I grabbed her waist, pulling her against me, trying to keep a straight face even though I was losing my mind inside. She looked up at me, her eyes half-lidded, her lips parted slightly, and I could barely breathe. Every inch of me wanted her - wanted to pin her up against the wall and just take her right there. She is so fucking perfect. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Mia Martinez is a normal student at Hogwarts and the only daughter of the Martinez family. Always the same routine, the same friends and the same introverted and sweet girl she has always been. The thing is, she has never experienced true love before. As she starts her 6th year at Hogwarts, she has the feeling that something might come across that will change her life completely. The smell of cigarettes and cologne? Her family's secrets unraveling? Character Credits: @yasmineamaro (Possessive) "When you think of love, do you think of pain? You can tell me what you see I will choose what I believe."
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𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐻𝑦𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑎 | 𝐁.𝐄. cover
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63 parts Complete Mature

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