Moonlight ~ A Study in Stupidity
DarrenDean1
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DarrenDean1
Ongoing, First published Aug 13, 2017
Mature
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The Totally Co-Tied for Second Second Place Sunset Award Almost Winning Story!!!  
The Second Most Unkown Story in the Blue Rose Awards!!! 
The Official Winner for the First Place for in Humor The Star Blazer Awards 2018!!!

So like when I woke up in the moonlight in the aftermath of almost dying, I totally knew some stupid stuff. About three things I was absolutely almost sorta certain about? First, my beloved boy-toy fling-thing was a freaking monster! Second, there was a part of his dark soul ...and I did not know how potent that part might be ...that totally lusted for me for my vestal blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in lust with him for all-time. Or at least until he killed me? For every time he kissed me down there in the princess parts, it was like losing a little piece of my soul to his darkness ...or whatever. 
      
Oh yeah ...my name is Belladonna Blackswan and I was named after a lethal poison and a slightly psychotic narcissistic bird, both of which fit my personality to a T.  So I think it makes a lot of sense that what lies inside these pages is like the "loosely based on actual events version" of what might have happened? But totally told in the way that I think makes me look the bitchenest.   
      
Oh, and there is so totes a love triangle thing going on. The two total hotties/idiots that keep fighting over my virginity are:
 
Edvardo "Eddie" Killen the weird hot stalkery foreign frosty kid at school. Who talks in an effectuated Euro accent ...like when Madonna was pretending to be English and classy?
      
Jake Hunter, a pretty normal American Indian Werewolf kid, But who totally hates Euro-trash Edvardo. Cause he just wants to push enough of that "La Kush" to buy a Harley. Then so maybe he can finally get a hot girlfriend ...obviously me. Holla!

So what's a girl from North Las Vegas supposed to do when two dudes are fighting over her hot yoga ass?  Ah ...duh ...HELL-to-the-O? Obviously, make some more bad life choices!
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"Why aren't you scared?" I whine and he laughs. "Come on, you wouldn't dare hurt me with that. It's too risky, and I can get out of this easily, babe." I can tell he's smirking and it's sickening. "Oh yeah? Try." I say confidently and in one swift motion, he has me on the floor. He's now straddling me with both my hands above me and the knife in his hands, pressed lightly against my throat. This turns me on... "I...I stand corrected." I wheeze in laughter, ignoring the massive pain in my head. "Now can you be a nice guy and turn off the music and help me with this pain please?" "That's all I was waiting for, Doll." He smirks and gets off of me, setting the knife on the counter. I roll over, groaning as I make my way to the living room to lay on the couch. Liam Forte and Jasmine Galvin. Opposite, but similar in many ways. The difference? He's a player. Every school has one, and Liam is the one. Moving in to her house shortly after summer has officially started, Jasmine has to deal with the boy who will leave a permanent mark on her life. Kinda immature, I'm no grown ass woman. SLOWLY EDITING. DON'T SHOOT! Follow up: DONE EDITING. YOU MAY DROP YOUR WEAPONS! Follow up to the follow up: NOT REALLY DONE EDITING, BUT KEEP THE FIRE DOWN! I'M WRITING THE SECOND BOOK (the better one, in my opinion) SO MY TIME IS ATE UP.

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