Whole Grain Bread and Other Musings
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Last published Mon, Apr 8, 2013
A little something about bread and a bunch of other random stories, inspired by random quotes, conversations and thoughts. Each is under a page, and the characters are an unnamed boy and girl.
Some of these are good, some of these are great, and some of these are comedy gold. So beware, or be prepared; not all of these are fantastically funny or as horribly boring as the chapter name suggests.
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