Vampires Aren't Romantic

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Parts 1
Time 5m

Do you believe in vampires? I don't. Wether you believe or not, all the vampire romances out there are enough to confuse any girl into mistaking a blood-sucking monster for a prospective boyfriend. This short story is an example of what I think might happen if a vampire today tried to abduct a  teenage girl. Because I don't care what Twilight says. VAMPIRES AREN'T ROMANTIC!!!All Rights Reserved

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Vampires Aren't Romantic
Wed, Apr 11, 2012

Do you believe in vampires? I don't. Wether you believe or not, all the vampire romances out there are enough to confuse any girl into mistaking a blood-sucking monster for a prospective boyfriend. This short story is an example of what I think might happen if a vampire today tried to abduct a  teenage girl. Because I don't care what Twilight says. VAMPIRES AREN'T ROMANTIC!!!

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