Trivial Boxer grew up on the Chalk, but left for the big city. It was there that he heard the call of the Great God Om, and finally knew peace. To his surprise, he found that his first posting as a full Priest was back to the people of the Chalk. Not quite ON the chalk you understand, but just a little over the border. Close enough, but on the far side of the line. This is the tale of the unfortunate Priest of Om sent back to the Chalk, to deal with the people, the ups and downs of rural life, and of course, the dark thing that wants very much to come back. Oh, and witches.