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👑  Q̤̈ṳ̈ë̤ë̤n̤̈ B̤̈ün̤̈n̤̈ÿ̤ ̤̈ 👑
                             
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Hey so you know the legend's and story's hot vampires buff werewolves the whole sha-bang I mean come on have you not seen Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Fairy's I'm calling you out Tink or on a more darker side the monster under your bed right now. Anyway the boogie man is a whole other story.... moving on because this one has hot guys. 


*Sighs* Now meet Clair this girl is as mundane and boring as it gets and her life just as bad *someone needs to get laid* until I helped her I swear I'm not paid enough.

Anyway since your here and have nothing else better to do read the damn story.  It's a better love story than Twilight. 


~ Join Clair on her adventure of cringe and many regrets.  

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