A real fucking vampire
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marcorossi50
Ongoing, First published Aug 14, 2017
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(Y/N): uhhh... so, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

just tell the people what this story will be about.

(Y/N): okay... *a-HEM* The following is a fan-made parody. The original hellsing, hellsing ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano, and hellsing ultimate abridged is owned by TeamFourStar. Pleased support the official releases of both the originals and abridged.

YOU IDIOT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MENT.

*sigh*... just read the teaser.
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the giant hero Diane

24 parts Ongoing

A/N: I do not own any of the art or any images seen in the story I only own the story itself nothing else _________________ what happens when izuku Yagi tired of the way his so called family and friends have been treating him takes katsuki bakugo's advice and jump's read and find out

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