Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
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  • Reads 6,916,205
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angdeline
Complete, First published Jan 26, 2014
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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you!

 (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
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