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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you!

 (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)All Rights Reserved

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❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ

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