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Sheronimo!

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Welcome all Wholockers. To Sheronimo. 

The book where no rant is too long, no fantasy too crazy and no fangirl who isn't absolutely awesome.

If you love the good the bad or even the Ood then this is the book for you. 

Ever wanted to bash Moffat so hard he hits the ceiling?

Or complain so much about a plotline it makes even the Face of Boe cry?

Or remind yourself of the good ol' days before the Rienbach or Doomsday and where MOFFAT DIDN'T RUIN EVERYTHING!

*shoots wall angrily*

(did I mention Moffat hating?)

 So put on your sand shoes, bow ties, trench coats and fez's (or deerstalkers if you prefer) and prepare for a Wholock filled fantasy where every rant is allowed!

See you there! :-DAll Rights Reserved

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Arcadia - (A WhoLock Fanfiction) by archivalacc

I looked around my room and realized just how lucky I was. I had a nice house, a beautiful family, and none of that would be there if I was with my real parents. My room was quite large compared to others. It was in the attic, all the way up the stairs. I felt silly for never admiring the beauty of my life before but I felt the simplicity of my life about to be ripped away. ... For Aria Oswald, knowing who she is has always been a problem. When her suspiciously average life is revealed to be something very different, will Sherlock Holmes be the one to help her understand who she really is? Or will it be the Doctor to save the day yet again? | A Doctor Who/Sherlock FanFiction All Characters except for OC's belong to the BBC, I am merely parodying them for literary enjoyment :) by winter-clare

The Devil in me // Sheriarty by imsuchafangirl4

Moriarty has set up cameras in Sherlock's apartment He is horrified at what he finds inside He wants to help This is a sheriarty fanfiction !!! I do not own any of these characters !!!! !!! Sexual Content !!! !!! Trigger Warning !!! Contains some johnlock [Edited] number 1 sheriarty fanfiction on wattpad ;)

Sherlock Oneshots by MoriartysVillain

-COMPLETED-SEE PT 2-I will be writing JOHNLOCK, MYSTRADE, SHERIARTY, AND TEEN!LOCK/OR KID!LOCK And I will also take requests from you guys!(PLEASE SEND IN REQUESTS) (: I now do FREEBATCH. Highest ranking !! #22

Sherlock, Dinosaurs! by LollyScotch

What if the one and only 'Great Sherlock Holmes' suddenly found himself with a three year old in his care? See Sherlock Holmes, Doctor John Watson, and Eleanor solve crime and go on cases, all while having to deal with toddler tantrums, hungry little bellies, and the demands of a curious three year old girl who never stops learning, and can't sit still. How will Sherlock fare as a father figure to the boisterous girl who never ceases asking questions? and what will this mean for his cases? *Set before Rosie's birth, and after Moriarty's death Credit to @SlyFox1998 for the idea of a baby Holmes ;) her book "Sherlock's heart" is beautifully written. Please have a look at it if you get the chance. Thankyou Xx

Ame Perdue by Alec_Morgenstern

[Book One of the Wanderer Series] I'm not some freak that belongs in some stupid movie. It wasn't like there was anything special about me, other than the fact that I was freaking awesome. I was just me. I was an average teenager that didn't give two craps about what anyone thought about me. I ditched school, stole candy from fat babies, and didn't give two flying craps if I pissed off everyone in the process. I was going to live my best life and that didn't include morons following me around hanging on to my every movement like I was the next Harry Potter. You are wasting your time with this story. I'm not interesting. I was just your average human being. Right? * Everything that Tay knows is thrown for a loop after what should have been an uneventful car ride home. He wakes up to find himself in a world full of creatures that were never meant to leave the tv screen. Unable to return to the life that he once lead, he finds himself invested in a plot to save the world of his dreams from total destruction. Besides, what exactly are you supposed to do when you're kidnapped by the supernatural version of frat boys? Scream? Run away? Call the police? Or maybe you should just team up with them to save the world

Much Ado About Vulcan (A Spock Love Story) - COMPLETE by thearrowsoflegolas

"Maybe it's time we stopped trying to stay away from each other," I said, surprising myself with my confidence. A tiny smirk of a smile skittered across his top lip, and before he could say anything in response, I stood on my tiptoes and crushed my lips to his. ****************************** Spock is a Vulcan, he abhors all emotional responses. Alex is completely different, and everything Spock doesn't want. She's crude, messy, unorganised and has a laugh like a drunken hyena. Spock dislikes her from the offset, but as they get closer together, can the two of them prove that opposites really do attract? Rated for swearing (SERIOUSLY I SWEAR A LOT IN MY WRITING BE W A R N Ed) and a few sexual situations (one of the chapters nearer the end is for 18+ only, you'll know when you get to it) ************************* A Slow-Burn Spock OC romance with oodles of sass and tension, read the first chapter and see what you think... Reveiws (from ff.net) 'This is so adorable, I genuinely had to stop reading a few times to fangirl. Please continue soon, this was amazing to read and I aspire to be as good a writer as you. Also everyone should read this, it's cracking.' 'I don't usually review but I feel this fanfic deserves it as it captures the characters amazingly, the writing is witty and spectacular, the story is awesome and I am always left wanting more, thank you for providing this fanfic, it's amazing. Also I look forward to more sass between Spock and Birchwood.'

Devil in Westwood: Moriarty x fem!reader by 221b_blogger101

[CONTAINS SMUT!] ❗️18+❗️ ~~~ Being the youngest Holmes was always quite the journey, especially when you didn't want to show off your talents, maybe even lack of such. Compared to your brothers you were always the 'dumb' one. The teachers saw it, your parents knew it and your brothers never stopped yapping about it! You could hardly deduce like Sherlock and Mycroft but you didn't mind, that was until you weren't able to deduce Moriarty's true intentions with you. ~~~ All characters belong to Arthur Conan Doyle for original source material and BBC for portrayals! (Sebastian Moran's portrayal is a fan face claim of Michael Fassbender)

Sherlock Imagines and Preferences 2 by Just_A_Sherlockian

Hi, reader! I'm glad you've stumbled upon my book. You will find plenty of Sherlock x Reader imagines in here, but I also write imagines/preferences with other BBC Sherlock characters from time to time! My imagines are usually a mix of angst and fluff. Sometimes I write lots of fluff and sometimes a lot of angst. There is something here for everyone! I hope you enjoy this book! And don't hesitate to leave a comment. I love hearing from my readers. I wish you all a wonderful day! :) **Requests are CLOSED!**

Beside You- A Johnlock Fanfiction (BBC Sherlock) *UNDER HEAVY EDITING* by SherlockedDoors

POST REICHENBACH/JOHNLOCK AU. Two years after watching the love of his life commit suicide, John Watson has faded out. Balancing between sleepless nights or facing the nightmares to see Sherlock’s face again; he knows the game is over. But he never had closure. And so, on a bleak Christmas Eve, he visits Sherlock’s grave and says what he should have said but never could. He hadn’t expected a reply; especially not this one. After two years of using the shadow of his demise as a cover to take down a terror network, Sherlock Holmes is back. With his hand hovering over the call button, he waits near his grave to catch a glimpse of John, unsure of how to come home. But one night, somebody makes it easier. The game is on. (Or should I say, “The gay is on”?) BOOK #1 of the SherlockedDoors Subcanon (shitty name, I know, but alliteration calls.) (NOTE: This does not follow the plot of series 3, it goes off in a totally different direction. Though some things have been recently updated to merge with some posts in John's blog and a couple of teasers, I started writing this AAGGGEESSS before series 3 so the reunion scene is different. Anyhow, if you like Johnlock, you'll probably like this. Enjoy!)

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

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