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How To Date A Christian Dork: A Helpful Handbook For The Datingly Impaired.

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"I don't get why people say they fall in love. When I fell, I fell into a whole lot of trouble."-Kayla Adams. 

~|~|~

"You tripped me up," I said, wiping strawberry milkshake from my glasses.

"Really?" drawled Brett, sarcasm oozing from his words. "So what do you want me to do about it?"

 "Erm...I don't know...apologise?"

"Hmmm....no." 

"No?" I repeated, incredulously. 

"Nope," he smirked. 

~|~|~

Kayla Adams: 
1.	Christian
2.	Dork-or nerd-or geek. Any one of them is fine.	 

Brett Hollister: 
1.	Popular
2.	Thick as a brick

Kayla Adams is a normal, mall-hating teenage mega-dork, with an IQ that could rival Einstein's, had he been a twenty first century high schooler. She's got big dreams, big plans and no room for boys who could ruin it all. In order to achieve said dreams, she has sworn off dating and all other relationships with boys until she's well settled in university. 

Brett Hollister, campus bad boy and rich kid, who believes all work and no play makes Brett a dull boy. On the verge of being expelled, he has no idea where he's headed after high school, but is sure everything will turn out A-Okay. 

Two people who never should have met. Opposite ends of the social ladder. But God works in mysterious ways...

Laughter? Check. Mayhem? Check. Complete and utter insanity? Check!

Cover by NerdsOnNeptune3813All Rights Reserved

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Kyler Cross [COMPLETED] by bmv555

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