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Insults and comebacks

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Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you.
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Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh.


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Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad.



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Maid To Be by bluewriterrose

♡ We were the only ones in the elevator, and to make matters worse, we were on the twentieth floor, which meant that we had a long way to go before we reached the ground level. Kyle's eyes seemed to be glazed over as he continued to stare at me with an unknown look in his eye. "Look, I'm sorry, but-" I began to tell him off as he moved towards me swiftly, but he didn't give me a chance to finish. "Twice now you've walked away from me," he recounted while slowly backing me into the corner wall. My legs began to shake at the thought of us playing into our roles. "Make it a third, and trust me when I say that the consequences won't be in your favor." I stared up at him in shock, my mouth parting as he moved in closer. "Do you understand?" The closer he got, the harder it became for me to focus on what he was saying. "Yes," I breathed. "Good," was all he said before he wrapped his hand around my neck and slammed his lips onto mine. »»-----　♡　-----«« Lilac Reynolds is not your average twenty-year-old. She just recently dropped out of college and is now in search of a job. Her wish comes true when billionaire Kyle Rodriguez announces that he is in need of a new maid. Lilac would've never thought in a million years that she would have gotten the job, but she did. And now she is starting to realize that she is in over her head with nobody there to save her . . . or so she thought.

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏☼︎𝑱𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒌𝒐𝒐𝒌 by neottarius

✔︎ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ x ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴀᴜ "Ugh, I hate you! Go to hell!" "Oh honey, isn't that exactly where I've come from." He hates her. She hates him. And he has no choice but to protect her if he wants to be King.

Komorebi by a_baka_frs

Just a bunch of Random quotes from here and there. 100k - 7 jan 2022

Mr. And Ms. billionaire by ArinStone

'You're Leira Smith aren't you? That poor nerdy social freak who always hid behind Violet's shadow like a lost puppy. I still regret the fact that I used to hang out with you. So tell me, how did you become Laura Williams?' Alisha tauntingly says. The ginger haired girl hides her shock at seeing her ex friend who backstabbed her without batting an eyelash and instead gives out a humorless chuckle. 'If you compare me to a weak nerdy social freak so called friend of yours then you're dearly mistaken. Cause I'm definitely not that.' Not anymore. ............ Jared Parker is the CEO of a company who has everything one could ask for. He's often called the next Warren Buffett for his sharp brain and business tactics. Appearing on numerous fashion magazine for his charming looks and fashion sense doesn't help his case either. Then when he meets his business partner Laura Williams, why is he confused? Laura Williams is the sole heir and future CEO of the 'Williams' Industries'. But it isn't her looks or stiff personality that makes him confused. It's just that she looks awfully familliar to that sweet, innocent girl whom he used to crush on and whose life he crushed. ....... #1 in hatred #1 in guilty Cover credit goes to: @KristineN_Hunter

His one and only ✔️ by internettqirl

"What makes you think I'll let you leave?" he asked and took a step towards me. "Because I'm not into guys?" "Well then why did you date your ex-boyfriend?" he asked and I froze at the mention of my ex. "Because ...uhhmm...I-I," My ex was a touchy subject. "You can't fool me, Bella," He said and rolled his eyes. "I already fooled you," "How?" "Well for starters, you looked like you believed me when I first told you," I said with a proud grin on my face while he rolled his eyes but I couldn't help but notice the small smile on his lips. "Where were you anyway?" he asked. "In the storage room," "What were you doing there?" he asked. "Masturbating," * * * Bella Parker is your bright, crazy, and brave eighteen-year-old teenager who runs away after overhearing a conversation about something that makes the hairs on her back raise and her bad past come rushing back. Declan Stone is one of the strongest Alphas who roams the earth. They say he's unbeatable and his pack is the strongest of all, they say he knows who his mate is but doesn't want to bring her into this life. What happens when Bella is pushed into the supernatural world with lies that her dead mother kept from her. What happens when she's not as humane as she thought she was? Read at least three chapters to decide whether you like it or nah because it gets so much better! Rank #4 in Werewolf 06/06/2019 Rank #1 in Funny 17/08/2019 HAHAHAHA

Sold to Ryder James ✓ by Nicoleeejade

❝I didn't want to die, I loved life. I just wanted the pain and numbness to go away. ❞ They say people meet by fate, and everyone you meet has a reason for why they're in your life, but what if you didn't have a choice? Disclaimer: This book is a roughly edited draft. Read at your own risk!!

fangirl ,, 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐘 by cmfrtnchaos

DELETED. 50k - december 3rd, 21 100k - january 31st, 22 120k - march 10th, 22 160k - june 12th, 22 175k - july 16th, 22 180k - august 3rd, 22 200k - october 4th, 22 215k - november 20th, 22 220k - december 7th, 22 235k - february 18th, 23 240k - march 13th, 23 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐛𝐛 © 2021 published: 7/14/21 finished: 10/22/21

When Confidence Collides by MidnightRain0

COMPLETE [22/3/21] "That dancing was pretty impressive. Some may even say kinda hot," he lowly whispered into my ear. My breath caught in my throat; my eyes widened at his choice of words. I didn't know he was here let alone watching me. "Who's to say the show wasn't especially for you?" I breathed back into his ear. Ivy Smith, a twenty year old sarcastic, strong minded, confident and independent woman, who's world is turned upside down when she finds her boyfriend cheating on her with her best friend on their one-year anniversary. Jace Black, a twenty-one year old with a caring nature, beautiful blue eyes, and a past. His extremely good-looking exterior and confident demeanour leads you to think of him as your typical bad boy with a motorbike, but there is much more to him than just that. Ivy finds herself intrigued by Jace and his crystal blue eyes and gentle but cocky personality. Jace likes her outspoken and fiery ways. But one thing they have in common is their pasts never fail to torment them to this day. What will happen when their two worlds collide? Will they conquer the haunting troubles of their pasts or will they allow their pasts to control and dictate the future? A story about love, trust and the past. 🥇- Teen Fiction in Cherry Blossom Awards 2021 🥇- Romance in Hall of Fame Awards 2021 🥇- Best blurb in The Glow Awards 2021 Best: #1 in confidence #1 in comedy #2 in slow burn #2 in funny #2 in rising #2 in chick lit #3 in british #4 in newadult #8 friendship #11 in grief

The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ] by solivagante

"Hello?" "Uhm.. Hey?" "Wait... You don't sound like my mother" "Unless I was miraculously aged a trillion times and somehow birthed a daughter I never know even if I'm a male, then yeah, I'm not your mother" "Then who are you?" "A perfectly capable killer" ☏ ⚊ ☏ In which a girl accidentally called a wrong number thinking it was her mother and earned herself a savage charmer which turns out to be an Idol. Or in which Ni-ki has no inkling on why a sassy girl keep on calling him just to annoy him endlessly.

Shatter ✔ #TheWattys2017 by Wowchilee

HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN WEREWOLF [[*COMPLETED*]] Nova is the daughter of a Beta. And her mate? The Alphas first born son. When they discover what they are to each other, it's a little too late. Because her beloved mate has come home with his shame in tow. A she wolf he impregnated while training in the north for the summer. He shattered their moon. But the she wolf has a secret. And Nova isn't going to let her get away with stealing what is hers so easily. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ This story is full of twists and turns that will leave you crying, laughing, angry, throwing phones, etc. It is a journey that many have delved in over and over again, unable to let go of Nova, Eden, and Zaryn. I hope you too will love the story and accept the invitation to embark on a journey that will leave you fulfilled and leaves a smile on your face. Enjoy. COMPLETE

Young Mates by chicky555

Ryan has been in love with Emma since the first time he laid eyes on her when he was thirteen years old she was only eight. He knows she's his mate but what happens now. You're supposed to meet you're mate after you shift at the age of sixteen. What are you supposed to do when you meet at younger than that? And what about when the mate bond grows stronger as they grow? Emmeline's always been the runt of her pack. When her mother dies her father thinks it's best for them to switch packs and get a fresh start. Once Ryan and Emma meet they discover their lives will never be the same again. Beautiful cover designed by @6lack_6arbie Achievements #1 in Matebond 9/12/2020 #1 in Young 10/25/2020 #1 in friends 10/17/2020 #2 in Emma 10/4/2020 #2 in goals 10/6/2020 #1 in school 10/8/2020 #6 in werewolf 10/2/2020 #8 in young romance 10/6/2020

Night Academy [COMPLETED] by reinxxann

STARTED : April 23, 2020 FINISHED : March 27, 2021 A school which only appears at night. Noong una akala mo ay pangloko-lokohan lang. Kasi naman, maiisip mo ba na may eskwelahang sa gabi lang lumalabas? Syempre that is a super unusual thing. Pero nagbago ang lahat, nang makapasok ako doon. Sa umaga ay nasa dorm ako at natutulog pero sa gabi naman ay nag-aaral. Mahirap man para sakin na pumasok sa eskwelahang iyon, ginawa ko padin for the sake of my grades. And I hope na matagalan ko ang ugali ng mga taong makakasalamuha ko doon.

Royal Maid Of Honor by Ari_Winning

Highest ranking: #1- Engagement #1- Waiters #1- Maid of honour #1- Sad #2- Baby #2- Boss #2- Hitlist #2- Heartbreak #3- Marriage #3- Power #4- Happy #133- Romance June Apricot, who has suffered and is still suffering in life meets former BFF who's getting married to the 2nd Prince of the city. She knew she didn't fit in but she couldn't turn her best friend down when she asked her to be her maid of honour....She carried on with the facade of a happy woman hiding the pain she felt for losing her baby whom she had for a guy during a crazy one night stand, a guy she couldn't remember(pathetic) and all of her properties to the hands of her mother and ex- fiancé...She was going to pretend like nothing is wrong and get the wedding done and over with when she met him! ◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶ His Royal Highness Cameron Charles Northridge IV hated the lots of women, ever since his five year fiancé broke his heart on the day he planned to proposed, he had swore them off....He left the US to Netherlands but had to come back on his younger brother's wedding... everything seemed okay until he met the Maid Of Honour... his first ever one night stand who doesn't recognize him. _______

Comfy Closets by Pinksterr12

To everyone, Alyssa Woods is known as the friendly, pretty, and tenacious captain of the soccer team. But to her, she's shy, self-conscious, and helplessly gay. Well, a helplessly closeted gay. There are reasons that stop her from coming out, ones she repeats to herself daily, one of her favourites being 'I'm not ready.' The crush she has on Leah Bennett isn't going anywhere at this rate, but she's comfortable where she is; not out, not rejected. She isn't new to heartbreak though, her past scars a constant reminder of the fears that dissuade her from taking the leap. And these very fears are what shoves her further into the closet with each memory and each thought. Taking the risk is the last thing on her mind. But what's life without a little risk? After all, you have to risk rejection to be accepted, or else you just might risk not living life at all. {COMPLETED}

The Alpha's Rejected Mate by desiadri

"Oh fuck no, this can't happen, why me?" he says with a mixture of anger and frustration in his face. "What's your full name?" he asks me while looking if they were any people passing by. "Amelia knight" I mutter lowly. "Well Amelia, I really don't want the Luna of the biggest pack of America be a fucking little nerd who can't even defend herself. So I Harry Anderson, reject you Amelia Knight as my mate." My heart feels like it was being cut in half and it wouldn't go away. I felt the tears in my eyes but I wasn't going to give him that satisfaction, so collected myself and growled. I guess he expected me to break in tears Oh he's so wrong! "Well I guess were on the same page because I didn't want my mate to be a fucking asshole with his head so far up his ass that he can't see". I said walking away and finally letting the tears fall. ___________________________________________ In a world where werewolf exist. 16 year old Amelia Knight was just hoping to shift into her wolf, find her mate, hope he will accept her, forget about the bullying and live happily ever after. But that clearly wasn't the case. Because on her 16th birthday when she is destined to find her mate. It wasn't other than the alpha of the biggest and successful pack of America, The Nightmoon Pack. After he rejects, Amelia decides to get a little payback that turned better than she ever expected. What happens when the alpha comes crawling back in... Guess you'll just have to read to find out. "You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that"

Impact | #1 by Aella_Grey

❝ You deserve the love you keep giving to everyone else. ❞ - The first emotion to fill Victoria Hunt when she was told about her father and step mothers passing, relief. But like every good emotion she'd felt over fourteen years, it came to an end quickly. The cause of it this time was being told she would have to live with brothers she never knew she had. It could be a fresh start, a chance to move on and finally have a real family. But the deeper she looks into eyes that stare back at her with empty promises and sweet spoken lies, she realizes that although she was never set for a good future, this one, might just be one she can't face. But families are supposed to stay together right? So through spilt blood and secrets and traitorous acts, surely even that can't stop DNA. It's an unspoken rule when you're a Hunt, no time for loyalty, no time for decisions on if you'd die for them, it's just a simple fact. You were born together so love or not, you must die together. For her sake, she should grasp onto that sooner rather than later. - Highest Rankings : #1 in brother #1 in support #1 in confidence #2 in siblings

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How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

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Maid To Be cover

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏☼︎𝑱𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒌𝒐𝒐𝒌 cover

Mr. And Ms. billionaire cover

His one and only ✔️ cover

Sold to Ryder James ✓ cover

fangirl ,, 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐘 cover

When Confidence Collides cover

The Savage Charmer ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU [ #3 ] cover

Shatter ✔ #TheWattys2017 cover

Young Mates cover

Night Academy [COMPLETED] cover

Royal Maid Of Honor cover

Comfy Closets cover

The Alpha's Rejected Mate cover

Impact | #1 cover

Gangster Friendship Goals (Season 1) (Completed) cover

How To Be The Best Third Wheel cover

It's complicated ~ black widow x reader cover

Maid To Be

♡ We were the only ones in the elevator, and to make matters worse, we were on the twentieth floor, which meant that we had a long way to go before we reached the ground level. Kyle's eyes seemed to be glazed over as he continued to stare at me with an unknown look in his eye. "Look, I'm sorry, but-" I began to tell him off as he moved towards me swiftly, but he didn't give me a chance to finish. "Twice now you've walked away from me," he recounted while slowly backing me into the corner wall. My legs began to shake at the thought of us playing into our roles. "Make it a third, and trust me when I say that the consequences won't be in your favor." I stared up at him in shock, my mouth parting as he moved in closer. "Do you understand?" The closer he got, the harder it became for me to focus on what he was saying. "Yes," I breathed. "Good," was all he said before he wrapped his hand around my neck and slammed his lips onto mine. »»-----　♡　-----«« Lilac Reynolds is not your average twenty-year-old. She just recently dropped out of college and is now in search of a job. Her wish comes true when billionaire Kyle Rodriguez announces that he is in need of a new maid. Lilac would've never thought in a million years that she would have gotten the job, but she did. And now she is starting to realize that she is in over her head with nobody there to save her . . . or so she thought.