Insults and comebacks
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Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you.
Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her.
Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh.
⚠ WARNING ⚠
Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad.
Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$
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