The coffee contract.

"Look candy it's that easy just sign it and we'll all be happy."

I look at them with suspicion. Do I trust them? Is this a good deal?

"So what you saying is, that I'll have friends, be somewhat popular at school, get a complete makeover for free, and still at the same time be the snarky & smart me?"

"Yeah!"

"But at the same time I get death glares from every girl in the school, Be an undercover spy, risk my life for people I don't care about, kill a load of people, have to learn to fight, AND to top it of I'm not allowed to have a boyfriend?"

"Y-y-yeah. What do you say?"

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