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Quotes To Keep [Senior Year]
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This is a joke don't kill me please I'm sensitive
This is a book that I'm making for my friends and I.
Basically its random out of context quotes that either sound sexual or my stupid mind seems to find them funny.
I'll be collecting them all through high school so we can look back at them during senior year.
If you don't care just take the book out of your library and deal with it
{lots of cussing in this book btw}
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