Swiftstar's Guide to Life
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Hey y'all! Do you want to know how to master the art of life? Read my guide to life and -POOF-
you have a LIFE!!! And please comment on what you're thinkling about the chapters!(Thinkling... don't question it)
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Warning: Do not use any of my suggestions, they are not meant for plebes. No, but seriously, don't use any of my advice, this is humor not therapy
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