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Storie d'Amore
I'll come based on facts like she'll be there Making self-control leave me She'll stand there selling bricks To the rioters I can't believe you're 26 With a habit of fuelling my fix You've gotta mind that is so hell-bent on, fixing me up before I get my coat off You with those hands that are so hell-bent on Making a mess I suggest we rethink something I'll come based on facts like we're always screaming But I still love you tearing me up at the seams She'll stand there selling bricks To the rioters! I can't believe you're 26 With a habit of fuelling my fix You've gotta mind that is so hell-bent on Fixing me up before I get my coat off You with those hands that are so hell-bent on Making a mess I suggest we rethink something You see, I'd have known what I know now Then I would not Have been less tempted To get you on top At such a pace I'd have been good to you babe You've gotta mind that is so hell-bent on, fixing me up before I get my coat off You with those hands that are so hell-bent on Making a mess I suggest we rethink something You with those hands that are so hell-bent on Making a mess I suggest we rethink something «Catfish And The Bottlemen» [homo-version]
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Vuoi farti i cazzi miei? Bene. Te ne racconto 47. Spoiler: non ho trovato l'amore eterno. Ma ho trovato 47 uomini. Alcuni belli. Altri stronzi. Qualcuno dolce come un bignè, altri freddi come i bastoncini Findus. Ma tutti - nessuno escluso - sono passati dal mio letto. Questa non è una fiction. È un memoir spudorato, sincero, ironico. Una confessione a metà tra diario intimo e stand-up comedy sessuale. È la storia di una donna che ha cercato l'orgasmo come altri cercano Dio: con fede, delusioni e una discreta dose di bestemmie. Se pensi che parlare di sesso sia volgare, questo libro non fa per te. Se invece vuoi ridere, riflettere, e sentirti meno sola nei tuoi disastri sentimentali... Benvenuta. O benvenuto. Questa è una storia vera. E molto, molto viva. ---------------- Wanna get all up in my business? Fine. I've got 47 stories for you. Spoiler: I didn't find eternal love. But I did find 47 men. Some were hot. Some were jerks. A few were sweet as cream puffs. Others? Colder than freezer fish sticks. But all of them-every single one-ended up in my bed. This isn't fiction. It's a raw, funny, unapologetic memoir. Half diary, half stand-up comedy about sex and everything around it. It's the story of a woman who searched for orgasms the way others search for God: with faith, disappointment, and a fair amount of swearing. If intimacy makes you uncomfortable, this might not be for you. But if you're ready to laugh, reflect, and feel less alone in your romantic disasters... Welcome. This is a true story. And it's very, very alive.

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