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Jokes are Half-meant

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Funny or not, jokes are all half-meant. In my case, a single mistake of a prank never really helped, especially with my suitor and crush meeting in one place. Well, it did something good and it revealed really interesting secrets, but will my senior crush be able to accept me again after knowing my hidden desires?All Rights Reserved

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