Constipation(便秘) - Joji x Reader
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Last published Sat, Aug 19, 2017
your hot japanese boyfriend ate too much cheesy ravioli and is now constipated. on your journey to cvs to get him some exlax, you have to fight off chin chin!
DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS *NOT* MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT IS A JOKE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN LEAVE. I shouldn't have to put this disclaimer here but some idiots love to take things to heart so...
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