((I Changed the story to Mature because of the language :)) "I have a special ability." "Oh?" He stared at me with sarcasm. "Yes." I took a menacing step towards him. "Oh yeah? What is?" I started to make a detector sound. " I can detect an asshole, a mile away.....Ping, ping, Ping." I trip on my footing and got closer to his face. He smirks, seeing how closed our face were together. He chuckled amusedly. "Be careful doll face. Your inches away from an asshole."