Dirty Paws (Klance) COMPLETED
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  • Reads 55,886
  • Votes 2,661
  • Parts 47
  • Time 2h 9m
Complete, First published Aug 19, 2017
Mature
3:01AM

Pigeon: hey

Wantsdeath666: why are you up?

Pigeon: coz

Wantsdeath666: ugh, whatever. 

Pigeon: why r u up?

Wantsdeath666: Because Lance snores like hell

Pigeon: lmao. Send vid?

Wantsdeath666: Yes sure. Hold on. 

Wantsdeath666: *Video JPD*

Pigeon: oh my god! Lmao I'm saving this and using it for blackmail later

Wantsdeath666: Black mail?

Pigeon: duh. I need some coffee

FoodMaster: what s going on?

Wantsdeath666: oh hey Hunk. We're talking about getting coffee 

FoodMaster: with a video of him sleeping? You did that ages ago, Pidge. 

Wantsdeath666: wait really?

Pigeon: I'm vv sorry I like being able to have coffee and he's my ticket to bean town 

FoodMaster: ok whatever. Why are you guys up? Well, Pidge. Why are you up?

Pigeon: coz

LanceyLance: the bi has arrived

Wantsdeath666: ah shit

LanceyLance: not happy to talk to me?

Pigeon: that's my cue to leave 

Pigeon: have fun sexting or whatever you do these days 

LanceyLance: wtf


{Based on a beautiful video by Karina Farek "Dirty paws". Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!!}

{Warning: mentions of abuse and rape. Read with caution.}
{Mentions of self harm.}
{Um, lots of memes that are probably dead by the time you're reading this}
{Quality angst}
{Humour!}
{No spoilers for any seasons.}
{Under heavy editing.}
{Sequel is up! 'Help'}
|Edit: 7/1/18 15K?? Woah!!|
|Edit: 20/1/18 17K?? What the fek|
|Edit: 29/1/18 18K WHAT ARE-|
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