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Power to His Majesty (A Hilariously BAD Fantasy Story)

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Reads 473
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Parts 12
Time 1h 10m

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This story is a complete and utter fustercluck of various fantasy cliches and is a parody on some unintentionally hilarious works I've read. Not for the faint of heart or serious of temperament. Enjoy!
      
      *Hero is named Perry Polo and he lives in Honouria, a land that is suspiciously similar to Europe.
      
      *Perry Polo has peasant background and became king after some BS with magic prophecies and lost heritages and dragons.
      
      *Tired of this BS with prophecies, Perry and friends genocided the dragons.
      
      *Perry has a paramour named Aoife.All Rights Reserved

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