Satire I ✔
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Satire:
Pronouncation: ˈsatʌɪə/
It is a : noun
Meaning: The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
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