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Satire I ✔

Veronica_Parkar

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Parts 31
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Reads 5,839
Votes 137
Parts 31
Time 6m

Veronica_Parkar

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Satire:

Pronouncation: ˈsatʌɪə/

It is a : noun

Meaning: The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

This book contains comebacks and things related to satire.


All these are not mine but some are. Some are taken from internet and some are created.

Hope you like it.

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