u know who I be

This day Isaac went to his friend's house that's when this stupid idiot came to ask me what r u doing here. Isaac then answered u know me, u know who I be. I go break bottle for ur head, go chop sheet or I go tear mess for ur face. Omo today he just dey walk for town, dey spoil everybody's face Bcos he too fine. Next thing na fight again, U know who I be said Isaac, he no know he dey talk to soldier. Soldier just flog am, Isaac shouted Chaiiiooooooiiiiiiiiiii, started pleading I no go do am again, naaa slip of tongue I no know naaa u I dey talk to. After letting him go, he shouted from afar "naaa winch dey worry u for ur body that's y u flog me". I go call U.S.A president for u, He go bring boys flog u very well u go start crying and Isaac in his mind was feeling the beatings, still remembering the beatings and started crying. One guy now ask him y u dey cry, He said "u no know na soldier wey beat me, I for tear mess for his face".