Yo. My name is Andy Johnson. The same thing is on the first page. Okay, so, right now you're probably reading this on the back of my book, thinking, "Is she actually talking to me?" the answer to that question is yes. I am talking to YOU. Yeah, you, right there. Dude, I'm looking right at you! Alright, let's get down to it.
Like I said, I'm Andy. I am twelve years old. I have a best friend named Mckenzie, a boyfriend named Dayton, a talking anime doll named Lane (yes I mean actually talking) and a voice in my head named Fred. He's actually an unborn twin that came into my mind. I guess that you could call him my Voice. So, um, I guess you should start reading now... Otherwise, I'm going to end up telling you everything.