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"Oya Babalawo how much will it cost?" "My son you will have to pay a hefty price for what you are asking o!" "Just tell me Baba mi and it shall be done!" "Alright then!, you will bring one pig with white head, 57 male peacocks, 45 tubers of yam, 40 sacks of kolanut and 12 strands of hair from a person that has royal blood. My son from 12 different people o!, because if you do me wayo you will become wèrè( mad person) ! "Ahhhh!!!! Baba isn't there any other option," Damola said scratching his head. "Well there is but it comes with a price!" The ritualist said with a grim expression. "Baba forget the price just talk abeg!" "You must bring....." *************************************** Damola, a promising young boy who has spent his whole life in the slums, grows fed up with the stigma and discrimination he's faced for "being poor." He finally finds a way out and succeeds in creating a brand-new life for himself. What happens when the effects of the atrocities he committed in the past to reach the top come barging through the solid frame door of his posh new life? Will he be able to continue living large, or will the secrets of the past lead to his undoing, taking him, the people he loves, and his entire empire down in the process? Read The Rise of Damola to find out🎉🎉🎉 Read if you enjoy drama, betrayal and lies with a touch of ment😹🎉 ⚠️This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the my imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.Concluida
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Loosening the String
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My Twelve Random Dates
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UNEDITED READ AT YOUR OWN RISK "Listen Nne..." "No you listen to me, I went against my mother's instruction and advice on boys and relationships and was willing to risk it all for David, what did he do to me? He made me a joke," she waved her head sideways like she was convincing herself to stand by her decision. "From now on, I'm taking my mom's advice and I'll pay more attention to my studies. I still have one more paper and JAMB exam to prepare for, David's not my priority any longer." She looked dead serious by her answer that I lost all hope. I stood up - my work here was done. "Alrighty then, I guess I have to take my leave, I'm needed at home." This is not your regular highschool tale. My fellow Naija teens suppose know wetin I dey talk; na Naija teens get am for drama 🚶. A drama you would find nowhere else. Come and take this journey with me as I guide you on a tour of thrilling, humourous and heartbreaking experience with various personalities. It's a journey you won't forget in awhile because here you'll meet our queenbee_Daphne Okoro, most favourite_David Adeleke, most sensible and mature_Hassan Danjuma, most beautiful_Bella Esan and a lot more characters you're likely to fall in love with. The ideas in this book are sorely mine; I didn't plagiarize so don't either. Thanks for choosing to check this book out, I hope it's a great experience for you. Meet me there. ### P.S : Show this amateur writer some love❤, by adding this book to your library and giving your feedbacks. See ya in the bus✋.Concluida
"Oya Babalawo how much will it cost?" "My son you will have to pay a hefty price for what you are asking o!" "Just tell me Baba mi and it shall be done!" "Alright then!, you will bring one pig with white head, 57 male peacocks, 45 tubers of yam, 40 sacks of kolanut and 12 strands of hair from a person that has royal blood. My son from 12 different people o!, because if you do me wayo you will become wèrè( mad person) ! "Ahhhh!!!! Baba isn't there any other option," Damola said scratching his head. "Well there is but it comes with a price!" The ritualist said with a grim expression. "Baba forget the price just talk abeg!" "You must bring....." *************************************** Damola, a promising young boy who has spent his whole life in the slums, grows fed up with the stigma and discrimination he's faced for "being poor." He finally finds a way out and succeeds in creating a brand-new life for himself. What happens when the effects of the atrocities he committed in the past to reach the top come barging through the solid frame door of his posh new life? Will he be able to continue living large, or will the secrets of the past lead to his undoing, taking him, the people he loves, and his entire empire down in the process? Read The Rise of Damola to find out🎉🎉🎉 Read if you enjoy drama, betrayal and lies with a touch of ment😹🎉 ⚠️This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the my imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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