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A Teenagers life
I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this bookKumpleto
Random
Rants, dreams, stuff in real life.... Whatever else I feel like putting on here. When ... is a chapter, it's real life rantish stuff that you read at your own risk. Life's been stressful lately. Marked as complete to prevent deletion.Kumpleto
The Contract ✔
"I know you only care, not because you love me, but because you love what is in me." She said and turned away, afraid of what he was going to say, how he was going to reject her. He hushed her and pulled her to him so they was no space in between, and placed his lips on hers. He pulled away and looked at her, a whirlwind of emotions in his eyes, and then spoke again. "At first, I only cared about the baby, not you. But now I want you. Because I've fallen in love with all of you. It's no longer my baby; it's now our baby." Then she pulled him back to her, to finish what he started. ... Tobi Ademi, the third richest man in Nigeria has everything an average guy wants: wealth, fame and of course, an endless supply of women. A total control freak, he prefers to be in charge of everything; even the way he gets an heir to his empire. He decides to hire beautiful but uncontrollable, Abena Omotosho, or rather, he rents her womb. He gradually moves from his daily routine of life, to something much more worthwhile. Something called, 'living in the moment'. And then he realizes, that he can't control everything, especially not love, because once love chooses you, there are only three words for you: out of control. ... It's a contract: simply business and no strings attached, but no business deal is that easy, and especially not this one. ... Highest Rank Achieved : #220 in Romance ... > Blessed and Black Special Awards Winner 2017Kumpleto
MAFIA'S HALAL LOVE
🤍 #1 Series of ATATURK family ♦ ★★★ She signed , folding her hands around her waist " why are you chasing me all the time , what do you want from me " she almost shouted He stared into her eyes and leaned to her level , yeah she was too short in front of him "Marry me " ,his voice echoed in the corridor She got startled by sudden proposal but managed herself And took out a card from her pocket and said " this is my friends psycologists card , she will surely help you ...... You should visit her " with a concerned tone , he glared at her but she ignored it royally ,and walked away . . . A story about a turkish man , who is forcing a hijabi girl for a contract marriage becoz of his dad . . . ASLAN ATATURK a hidden mafia of turkey and the biggest business man , cold hearted person and had a control all over the media and journalists in his hand and blessed with grey siren devil eyes which can make everyone scare ..and after contracted marriage he is scared to fall in love with her . . INAYA KHAN a famous surgeon from India ARRIVED IN Turkey for surgeries but got stuck with him ... She is a introvert and sometimes savage but she knows how to handle typical men and is blessed with the most beautiful black eyes and after contract marriage she is forbidden to fall in love with him .. . Tropes:✨ * Contract marriage * Coldxsavage * Suspense * Misunderstanding * Billionoire romance * Chotic duo * His mission * Separation * Happy ending .. . * Please kindly ignore my grammatical mistakes * English is not my first language * You can give a chance to this story let's join this adventurous story of ASLAN ATATURK and INAYA KHAN . . non muslims are invited 🎉 . . .___________________________________________ please vote , comment ~ rubyKumpleto
Sifon ✓ (SAMPLE)
He leaned into me so our lips were inches apart, I stared wide eyed, unable to move my body but I leaned my head back creating a little bit of space between us. A smirk graced his lips as his eyes twinkled with unbridled mischief. "You'll definitely make for a good wife. Lucky me". He said and purposely leaned into me so much so his lips nearly grazed mine, I squeaked and shut my eyes in surprise but his forehead only pressed on mine. I opened my eyes slowly to meet his and I realized he was holding up a diamond studded ring. I looked back at him only to see him watching my reaction closely. "What is that for?", I hoped he didn't detect how shaky my voice had become because of our close proximity. "This is your engagement ring, my dear fiancée", he said and took a step back, burying one of his hands in his pocket and tilting his head. I just stared wide eyed at the ring in his right hand, it was all too real. "What?, You didn't expect me to kneel, now did you", he chuckled at his own words and took my hand, sliding the ring on it. •••• Trapped in a marriage of convenience by her father, Sifon must fight tooth and nail to come out unscathed but she'd damned before she lets him have the last laugh. Or will she succumb to her growing attraction for the man she desperately wants nothing to do with?. .... 18/08/21 ranked #1 in projectnigeria 21/05/22 ranked #2 in nigerian 25/03/25 ranked #1 in african *Slowly being edited* ~ ©_eberechi 2021Kumpleto
RESOLVE
~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023Kumpleto
Loosening the String
All you need to know is, if you love sex, A lot of sex and some more..... This is your book. If you love to learn pidgin..... This is the book. If you love Comedy.... This is the book. If you love sweet romance and a cheeky guy, who knows just what to say and do with a sweet girl, who's willing to learn to pleaZ her man... THIS IS THE BOOK. Finally, if you loved fifty shades series.... This is so the book you want to read. what could be better than a hunky gynaecologist, with the face of Adonis and the body of a god?Kumpleto
OIL MONEY |A Nigerian Romance|
|| Farida was no doubt a hard worker. She was never one to back down from a task and everyone at work loved her for that. Well, everyone but her boss, Tobi. She shared the same resentment towards him, though. Who exactly did he think he was? The fact that he was her boss did not mean she had to bend to his every will. The zeal to keep her well paying job is what keeps her in the job and well, his mother who is very dear to her. LAGOS BADDIES: BOOK #1Kumpleto
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<now avaιlaвle on oĸadaвooĸѕ> After being rejected by her high school crush, Jumoke decides to leave her past behind and focus more on being a working woman. But when fate decides to let her reunite with her long lost crush, would she let him dig out all the emotion she had kept buried in her for the past few years? * * * * "Jumoke, why are you doing this?" She asked her friend as Jumoke's eyes fixated on the laptop in front of her. "Just look at you, you have turned yourself into a workaholic, you don't even have the time to even call your best friend on her birthday. You couldn't even help in planning Dotun's surprise proposal for me" Demilade told her with watery eyes. ©January 2021 Started: 24th of January 2021 Completed: 9th of July, 2022Kumpleto
Teenage Posts (Finished)
These are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...Kumpleto
I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this book
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