Naija Relatables
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RESOLVE
~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023Complete
BELLO sisters✔
*******Nigerian Yoruba themed novel******* Meet the family of a rich man Wale Bello with his daughters and thier complicated lives. ------ Were the Bello sisters We fight We love We care And most importantly....We need a husband!!!!! ----------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone is enjoying the meal and I bet father was more than happy to see us because he maintained a smiley face. I could smell family love in the air as we all just ate, talked and laughed. "So, anyone found a husband?" Mom suddenly asks and everywhere becomes as quiet as a grave yard. She chuckled and said again, "Maybe I went too far, Any boyfriends or does anyone have an engagement ring that their hidding??" Grinning at each and every one of us. And again.... Silence. I knew this was going to happen. "Awọn ọmọbinrin Bello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells on top of her lungs (Bello daughters!!!!!!!!) I think my Eba has hooked in my throat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join the amazing and drama filled life with the Bello sisters, coupled with mothers trouble and their Prince charming. P.S: It's addictive😉 Filled with family drama and comedy! If you enter the house of mamma Bello...Will you come out alive?????? --- I'm so not into this description thingie so just get reading folks!! *************************************Complete
MAFIA'S HALAL LOVE
🤍 #1 Series of ATATURK family ♦ ★★★ She signed , folding her hands around her waist " why are you chasing me all the time , what do you want from me " she almost shouted He stared into her eyes and leaned to her level , yeah she was too short in front of him "Marry me " ,his voice echoed in the corridor She got startled by sudden proposal but managed herself And took out a card from her pocket and said " this is my friends psycologists card , she will surely help you ...... You should visit her " with a concerned tone , he glared at her but she ignored it royally ,and walked away . . . A story about a turkish man , who is forcing a hijabi girl for a contract marriage becoz of his dad . . . ASLAN ATATURK a hidden mafia of turkey and the biggest business man , cold hearted person and had a control all over the media and journalists in his hand and blessed with grey siren devil eyes which can make everyone scare ..and after contracted marriage he is scared to fall in love with her . . INAYA KHAN a famous surgeon from India ARRIVED IN Turkey for surgeries but got stuck with him ... She is a introvert and sometimes savage but she knows how to handle typical men and is blessed with the most beautiful black eyes and after contract marriage she is forbidden to fall in love with him .. . Tropes:✨ * Contract marriage * Coldxsavage * Suspense * Misunderstanding * Billionoire romance * Chotic duo * His mission * Separation * Happy ending .. . * Please kindly ignore my grammatical mistakes * English is not my first language * You can give a chance to this story let's join this adventurous story of ASLAN ATATURK and INAYA KHAN . . non muslims are invited 🎉 . . .___________________________________________ please vote , comment ~ rubyComplete
My Rants, Complaints, Thoughts, Updates And Even More Than That
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His Signed Up Babe
"Didn't you just ask me to be your girlfriend?" I asked. He flashed a smile and replied, "Yes, I did!" "Then, what are you doing with that paper and pen?" I pointed at it and cocked a brow. "I'm preparing a contract for you to sign. I'm a businessman. I like to have written agreements," he said and continued to write words on the paper. "That's bizarre!" "You said you want to help me destroy my arranged Marriage. I want you to sign so that when you meet my crazy family, you won't be able to easily abandon me," he smirked. "Your family can't be that bad!" His shoulders shook as he let out barks of laughter. "Meet them first!" "So what's the time duration of our relationship?" "We will date for two months. You said you want to spice your life with fun. I will help you with that" "This relationship will be easy. No feelings attached. It will be easy for me to break up with you," I mused and rubbed my chin. "So will you sign?" "Yep!" ×××××××××× Anita Tosin is a medical graduate who decides to date a businessman to spice her life with some fun. A handsome businessman and a energetic doctor in a relationship where both perform their roles of a boyfriend and girlfriend in their lives. Later, Anita asks, "What have I signed myself into?" She asks this question when different emotions entangle in their relationship. What does a racing heart significant? Anita becomes apprehensive when as a doctor she couldn't explain the reason behind her throbbing heart. Read to join her in her strange but unique story. Updated: 23rd December, 2020 Finished:Complete
Loosening the String
All you need to know is, if you love sex, A lot of sex and some more..... This is your book. If you love to learn pidgin..... This is the book. If you love Comedy.... This is the book. If you love sweet romance and a cheeky guy, who knows just what to say and do with a sweet girl, who's willing to learn to pleaZ her man... THIS IS THE BOOK. Finally, if you loved fifty shades series.... This is so the book you want to read. what could be better than a hunky gynaecologist, with the face of Adonis and the body of a god?Complete
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The Rise of Damola
"Oya Babalawo how much will it cost?" "My son you will have to pay a hefty price for what you are asking o!" "Just tell me Baba mi and it shall be done!" "Alright then!, you will bring one pig with white head, 57 male peacocks, 45 tubers of yam, 40 sacks of kolanut and 12 strands of hair from a person that has royal blood. My son from 12 different people o!, because if you do me wayo you will become wèrè( mad person) ! "Ahhhh!!!! Baba isn't there any other option," Damola said scratching his head. "Well there is but it comes with a price!" The ritualist said with a grim expression. "Baba forget the price just talk abeg!" "You must bring....." *************************************** Damola, a promising young boy who has spent his whole life in the slums, grows fed up with the stigma and discrimination he's faced for "being poor." He finally finds a way out and succeeds in creating a brand-new life for himself. What happens when the effects of the atrocities he committed in the past to reach the top come barging through the solid frame door of his posh new life? Will he be able to continue living large, or will the secrets of the past lead to his undoing, taking him, the people he loves, and his entire empire down in the process? Read The Rise of Damola to find out🎉🎉🎉 Read if you enjoy drama, betrayal and lies with a touch of ment😹🎉 ⚠️This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the my imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.Complete
Sifon ✓ (SAMPLE)
He leaned into me so our lips were inches apart, I stared wide eyed, unable to move my body but I leaned my head back creating a little bit of space between us. A smirk graced his lips as his eyes twinkled with unbridled mischief. "You'll definitely make for a good wife. Lucky me". He said and purposely leaned into me so much so his lips nearly grazed mine, I squeaked and shut my eyes in surprise but his forehead only pressed on mine. I opened my eyes slowly to meet his and I realized he was holding up a diamond studded ring. I looked back at him only to see him watching my reaction closely. "What is that for?", I hoped he didn't detect how shaky my voice had become because of our close proximity. "This is your engagement ring, my dear fiancée", he said and took a step back, burying one of his hands in his pocket and tilting his head. I just stared wide eyed at the ring in his right hand, it was all too real. "What?, You didn't expect me to kneel, now did you", he chuckled at his own words and took my hand, sliding the ring on it. •••• Trapped in a marriage of convenience by her father, Sifon must fight tooth and nail to come out unscathed but she'd damned before she lets him have the last laugh. Or will she succumb to her growing attraction for the man she desperately wants nothing to do with?. .... 18/08/21 ranked #1 in projectnigeria 21/05/22 ranked #2 in nigerian 25/03/25 ranked #1 in african *Slowly being edited* ~ ©_eberechi 2021Complete
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~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023
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