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Naija Relatables

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Things only a Nigerian can relate to... some other people too maybe. 

Jokes and rants

But if you want to laugh feel free to read.All Rights Reserved

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My Rants, Complaints, Thoughts, Updates And Even More Than That by iMeowmeow654

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The Contract ✔ by blackxbelle

"I know you only care, not because you love me, but because you love what is in me." She said and turned away, afraid of what he was going to say, how he was going to reject her. He hushed her and pulled her to him so they was no space in between, and placed his lips on hers. He pulled away and looked at her, a whirlwind of emotions in his eyes, and then spoke again. "At first, I only cared about the baby, not you. But now I want you. Because I've fallen in love with all of you. It's no longer my baby; it's now our baby." Then she pulled him back to her, to finish what he started. ... Tobi Ademi, the third richest man in Nigeria has everything an average guy wants: wealth, fame and of course, an endless supply of women. A total control freak, he prefers to be in charge of everything; even the way he gets an heir to his empire. He decides to hire beautiful but uncontrollable, Abena Omotosho, or rather, he rents her womb. He gradually moves from his daily routine of life, to something much more worthwhile. Something called, 'living in the moment'. And then he realizes, that he can't control everything, especially not love, because once love chooses you, there are only three words for you: out of control. ... It's a contract: simply business and no strings attached, but no business deal is that easy, and especially not this one. ... Highest Rank Achieved : #220 in Romance ... > Blessed and Black Special Awards Winner 2017

BELLO sisters✔ by Adaezekingz

*******Nigerian Yoruba themed novel******* Meet the family of a rich man Wale Bello with his daughters and thier complicated lives. ------ Were the Bello sisters We fight We love We care And most importantly....We need a husband!!!!! ----------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone is enjoying the meal and I bet father was more than happy to see us because he maintained a smiley face. I could smell family love in the air as we all just ate, talked and laughed. "So, anyone found a husband?" Mom suddenly asks and everywhere becomes as quiet as a grave yard. She chuckled and said again, "Maybe I went too far, Any boyfriends or does anyone have an engagement ring that their hidding??" Grinning at each and every one of us. And again.... Silence. I knew this was going to happen. "Awọn ọmọbinrin Bello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells on top of her lungs (Bello daughters!!!!!!!!) I think my Eba has hooked in my throat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join the amazing and drama filled life with the Bello sisters, coupled with mothers trouble and their Prince charming. P.S: It's addictive😉 Filled with family drama and comedy! If you enter the house of mamma Bello...Will you come out alive?????? --- I'm so not into this description thingie so just get reading folks!! *************************************

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MAFIA'S HALAL LOVE by rubyrubina08

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A Teenagers life by chocolategirl15

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RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

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