There are pictures all over the internet about how couples can't wait to live together and dance around half naked in the kitchen. How she can't wait for him to come home from work and eat the beautiful meal she prepared. How they can't wait to fall asleep and wake up next to each other. How they just can't wait for everything to be perfect. Well I finally have that 'perfect'. Except it's not what everyone expected it to be like. There's no dancing, no cooking, and no romantic shit. This is what really happens.