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Don't Judge Me, Judge Yourself Sis

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Time 2h 48m

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I'm 24, a college graduate from a HBCU, and never really had a real boyfriend.  How does one go from being guarded to becoming a hopeless romantic?Sex was never the issue. It was love. I mean, I love dick but I doubt that's the same thing , right ? Wait .. did that make me sound like a hoe? Let me start over.  I'm 24 and always believed that love would just come to you. Or on you. See what I did there? Ok ok let's be serious here. I'm 24 horny, and make bad decisions. It sounds slutty when I say it but if it were a man he'd be just thinking with his "other head". Well guess what? I'm speaking with my other lips . Don't judge me, judge yourself sis.All Rights Reserved

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Win My Heart by Random-Chocolate

"I love you." He says and I just smile at what he said. "How am I supposed to respond to that?" I laugh and he gives me a small pout, "Fine, I love you, too." He suddenly puts two hands at my back, leaning to me and we kissed... again. 'Love is not just a feeling, it's a decision' --- It's College already. It's really full of romance and love triangles. How does it feel when you're stuck in one? Who will you really end up with? Which will you choose?

In Control by HeatherStarz17

Its been twelve days since i started college, i have a small group of friends, I'm enjoying it very much. I'm still the timid girl I've always been since childhood, i don't go out, i stay in my dorm with most of my free time unless I'm with my friends at the café or movies. My friends are not like me, they go out a lot, to dorm parties, frat parties and to the bar or club, they don't seem to mind and every now an then they will try to get me to go out but, it never works. It's not that i don't want to go out i just like to be alone, i like there not being any complications at all. After my first boyfriend in high school i don't ever want to give anyone the chance to like me, not that the relationship was bad, i just.. Leaving him to come here was hard on both of us. Something we could have averted had we never crossed paths... ...................... "Okay and this is... Can anyone tell me?" "Ahhh yes, Matt." "Corson, religion, Christian, one of the kings of hell, controls 72 legions of demons." The voice is behind me, the voice send shiver down my spine. "Correct! Looks like you may have some competition, Anna." I smirk nodding, "We will see." I say out loud, i feel a pinch on my side. "Ouch!" I whimper out, I turn around seeing Matt.... My heart drops at the sight of him and how handsome he is but, that evil smirk he has on him makes me scared.

Morally Grey (Grey Morals #1) by QAsirawrites

♡ Weekly Chapter Releases ♡ My wedding day. The happiest day of my life, right? Wrong. I made it this far so why is it so hard to force these words out of my mouth? These two words which will tie me to him forever. He chose me but I didn't choose him and yet, with these two words, I am about to bound us to each other for life. I tremble. He notices. He leans down and I suck in a breath, accidentally taking in his scent and regretting it immediately. His lips stop just above my ear and I can feel his breath on my cheek. I still completely. "Two words and you become the queen of this city. You take shit from no one. You bow down to no one." He pauses and I hold my breath. "Well, no one but me," he chuckles and then stands back up to his full height. I hate him. With every fibre of my being I wish I could turn around and walk out of here. He holds my freedom in his hands and I have no choice but to obey. My mouth feels dry but I force myself to speak, knowing I'm committing myself to a lifetime by his side. "I do." And with that, I give in. A millionaire's wife to the outside world but I know I've just condemned myself to be a prisoner. How lucky am I? --- Entire Novel is free to read - This is book 1 in the series and can be read as a standalone.

Running from the gang by lovely-scorpio

In life, we do things we regret, or that we wish we could wipe from our memory forever. At the age of 15, I didn't think I'd regret anything until I was an adult. I considered myself care free. I lived life one day at a time. Well, as much as a 15 year old can. But in life, there are also things that we can't change, that we can't forget. Circumstances change, events occur, and life as we know it is altered forever. For me, it was one night, that set in motion a series of events that I wouldn't be able to forget, even if I tried to. *************************** My life was spectacular, or cool, but I was content, and that's all that mattered. I wasn't overly popular, I wasn't the prettiest girl, and I didn't live in a mansion. I did have a great boyfriend, and amazing friends, and hell, I wasn't doing too bad in school either. But that all changed one night, as I was walking home at night. I witnessed a man murder someone he claimed was a snitch, something to do with a gang deal gone wrong. When I found my parents dead the next day in a serial killers wet dream, my naive self decided the best thing I could do, was run, giving up everything I loved. After 2 years, 3 dead members of the gang and a new school, I was found. When secrets are unraveled and with the FBI somehow involved, nothing is as it ever seemed.

You're Not Imagining by EdgeBeReading

Sure I don't remember his face , but why do I seem to sense him everywhere I go. At college, at parties, at home. I have to be imaging all of this, but it all feels so real. Sure I can't remember him but, every word he speaks can be heard so clearly and every touch placed on my skin can be felt for years after. Tw: -cursing -underage drinking -stalking -drug use -panic attacks -mentions of blood -murder

My Perfect Life by marina_if

R-rated, for mature audiences! So, where do I start? My name is Elizabeth. I'm 26 and I'm bored as f*ck. You could think I have a perfect life. My husband is a successful businessman and he makes sure I have everything I ever wanted. But, have you ever had a feeling that's not enough? I wake up every morning feeling my life has no purpose. One day I chose to change everything and I met him...But is he who I want? Is me enough for him? In a world where big boys playing their games I appeared in the middle, searching for happiness. They want to play me? Bring it on! Not so good in description, but you should definitely give this story a try. It's gonna be a funny ride. For mature audience only! Strong language and sex scenes. A lot of graphic material. I don't own any pictures or videos I use in my story

A Genius In Love [COMPLETED] [EDITING] by GlitchingStatic

It wasn't necessarily the way that he would talk, even though have of the time I had to ask him what he meant. It wasn't even the way that he would try to tease me about my height even though he wasn't all that tall himself. Maybe it was the way that he would chuckle under his breath when he had to explain something to me (more than once I might add) Or maybe it was the way that he would go out of his way to meet up with me in the hallways right before my algebra class just so we could hear how the others day was going (which almost made us late to class on numerous occasions) Or maybe it was even the way that he would compliment me on the rare occasion (He had told me once that I looked beautiful with glasses even though I hated them and preferred my contacts more) It could've even been the fact that when he spotted me in the hallways and would leave his friends just to come and talk to me. Even though I would point out the fact that he left his friends, he would just smile and chuckle which would cause a blush to creep up onto my features. All I knew at the time was that I was falling in love with one of the smartest people I had known. I prayed that by some miracle the feelings would go away, even though I knew they wouldn't. After graduation, it would be a long time before we crash into each other again. If I would've known that I would find him again in the future, I would've prepared myself better. But as I stood there, staring into those blue eyes of his, I knew that I had fallen in love with him all over again. ((Also none of the pictures are mine, all credit goes to the original artists))

Elemental: Love in pieces #1 by kcnamiswan

Are you up for a steamy romance? One night, one mistake that will change her life forever. He never thought he would feel anything again, especially love, until he met her. Everybody thinks that she's the quiet type, Nobody knows who she really is except for her best friends Sarah, Natalia and Sky. All anybody knows is that she came here for one thing to graduate, and that's all she can possibly focus on, right? She's an all A's student and she never fails to win. Nobody expects such a goody two shoes to be as bad as she really is. There's no way a person can fall in love with someone overnight, right? Because that's impossible. I'm not supposed to be loved, and I'm not supposed to feel love. I'm a loner who stays by herself. The only exception is my friends, and that's just friendship. I will never ever fall in love. The idea of it makes me scared. For somebody to love me back is impossible because everybody that's ever loved me left me, either in death or in literal sense. I'm a curse that has not been broken. The Night Sky. He's the type of guy every girl wants, but only a select Few can get. At what cost will he pay? By pursuing this non-Blueblood. Because in his world, reputation is everything and this will taint it. But he doesn't care. He only cares about her. Everything about her is beautiful to him, which she seems to find impossible, and he doesn't know what to do because he's never felt anything before in his life and that, that is what scares them both the most. How can one's taste be so addictive, so powerful? Why am I so drawn to her? I've never felt this way about anything at all in my whole entire life. Ever. Nothing. I feel nothing. I've always felt nothing. So why does she make me feel something? I'm drawn to her, and I cannot stop. And I will not stop at any cost. I will get this girl because she is mine and she always will be. She just doesn't know it yet. I am a curse. People always leave me in death, but maybe she is my cure.

My Only Love by i_am_aerine

Every woman wants to fall in love, dream to have their own love story. But? What will you do if love really hasn't coming your way? And you happened to be a certified NBSB or No Boyfriend Since Birth. What now? And what if the man you secretly love for 11 years...suddenly, disturbs your quiet life. And he don't remember you? Will you make a move to make him remember you? Disclaimer: I do not own the photo used in the cover.

Price of a Kiss (Forbidden Men #1)(By Linda Kage) by Adriana565401

*new adult romance***explicit scenes and language**I don't care what my cousin says; I am not the queen of impossible relationships. I mean, just because my last boyfriend tried to kill me and left a bit of a scar on my neck, then forced me to move across the country and legally change my name to Reese Randall to escape him, does not mean-Oh, who am I kidding? For a freshman in college, I have to have the worst dating track record ever. It's no wonder love is the last thing on my mind when Mason Lowe enters my life. But the chemistry between us is like bam! Our connection defies logic. And he's just so freaking hot. Being around him makes me feel more alive than I've ever felt before. I even like bickering with him. He could be my soul mate...except for one teeny tiny glitch.He's a gigolo.Boy, do I know how to pick them.

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Win My Heart

"I love you." He says and I just smile at what he said. "How am I supposed to respond to that?" I laugh and he gives me a small pout, "Fine, I love you, too." He suddenly puts two hands at my back, leaning to me and we kissed... again. 'Love is not just a feeling, it's a decision' --- It's College already. It's really full of romance and love triangles. How does it feel when you're stuck in one? Who will you really end up with? Which will you choose?