The boy who ate Swiss cheese
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Ongoing, First published Aug 23, 2017
A young woman loved Swiss cheese. Her son was born with a head made entirely of Swiss cheese. It grew larger and larger until the government decided to catapult into outer space. In the process, the prime minister got squashed! In the sky, the boy went so fast that his body, ears and hair fell of and he finally came to a resting spot in earths orbit. His name was Roger,otherwise known as the moon!
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