Riddles & sarcastic quotes!!
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Just your little ray of sarcastic sunshine here to brighten your day. Or evening depending on the time your reading this.
Anyway this is a description of this story so imma say that this book has riddlews and sarcastic quotes for you. DUHHHH WELL DONE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
You know the drill. You read, vote and comment if you like *Wink wink nudge nudge* Nahh just tryna be a youtuber in this big wide world!!!! nahhhhh jokes just do what you like......
the buttons are at the bottom of the end of the chapter so yeahh. *Slaps self* stop it future self.... anyway on with the storyyyyy
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