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Riddles & sarcastic quotes!!

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Just your little ray of sarcastic sunshine here to brighten your day. Or evening depending on the time your reading this. 

Anyway this is a description of this story so imma say that this book has riddlews and sarcastic quotes for you. DUHHHH WELL DONE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. 

You know the drill. You read, vote and comment if you like *Wink wink nudge nudge* Nahh just tryna be a youtuber in this big wide world!!!! nahhhhh jokes just do what you like......

the buttons are at the bottom of the end of the chapter so yeahh. *Slaps self* stop it future self.... anyway on with the storyyyyyAll Rights Reserved

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The Bad Boy's Girl ni antheas

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

My Brother's Gang ni isabellaleon43

I crossed my arms and moved back a little, expecting Ryan to sit up properly now. "So? You gonna tell me?" "Yeah." A small chuckle escaped his lips. "You're not going to like it." Ryan was now sitting up, rubbing the red mark the table made on his forehead. "Well? Are you going to tell me or not?" I tapped my foot impatiently. "Yeah." Ryan said as he put his arm back down, gesturing towards the chair across from him. "Take a seat. It's a long story. Not really, but still." •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.• Hazel and Quinn are as close as twins could get. Or were, at least. When Quinn's frequent disappearances become even more frequent, Hazel decides to go after her idiot of a brother and ends up getting herself into an even bigger mess than he was in. •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.• Warning: THIS BOOK IS GAY. YOU DON'T LIKE GAY? DON'T READ. OR DO READ BECAUSE I COULD USE THE READS AS A SELF CONFIDENCE BOOSTER. Another warning: This book is completed and a bit short, but I think the whole thing should be roughly around 19-20,000 words long. It's a quick, easy read with a few typos or errors and maybe a plot hole here and there, but still pretty good and nice to read.

A threesome love||Dreamsmp high school AU||Mostly Foolsamponk|| ni SamKP_o7

It will be kinda very wrong grammar- Hope you don't mind about it Yep ONLY one 18+ part I love Foolsamponk too much lmao- Some stories parts are inspired by MisTRustEDiac Anyways don't stay up too late to read this mate, Stay hydrated and healthy. ╭═════════💜═╮ 🇮 🇱‌🇴‌🇻‌🇪 🇾‌🇴‌🇺 ╰═💜═════════╯ ●┳┳┳┳┳┳┳● ┣/\_/\ _/\ ┃(･ω･)ω-*) ♡ ┃ノ￣'⊂⌒￣＼ Sleep well ( ノ ● \ ● ＼ ┣┳┳┳┳┳┳┳┳┫ ＼_. ┣┻┻┻┻┻┻┻┻┫

Darling, You're MINE. || A Yandere Quackbur Story ni Tullium

"Maybe you don't understand it yet." "Understand what?" A chuckle, "Darling, you're MINE." Life was already hard enough, maybe it would finally end when he had been abducted! How wrong he was. He would have never expected the events coming... PLEASE READ THE FIRST PART FOR OTHER INFORMATION!

The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ ni LeRoyaleJae

|| HIGHEST RANKS: #13 in HUMOR #79 in TEEN FICTION || If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into licorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play." ~*~ When two very unlikely paths cross, it turns into chaos, vengeance and the ultimate revenge schemes. Has Blade Collins finally met his match? Or has he met the devil himself in the form of a high school girl? One, who he didn't even know existed only twenty minutes ago. But now he does, and what's left to do... but finish the war that has started.

Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹ ni crimson_treetops

We have Calcium in our bones Iron in our veins Carbon in our souls and Nitrogen in our brains 93% stardust with souls made of Flames we are all just stars with people names a goodguyfitz fanfiction social media format (it's an experience) this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear lowercase intended updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point) all credit @ me lol t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. ~negative comments will be deleted~ ~don't dm your hate, you pussies~ highest rankings #71 out of 1.99K in #misfits #91 out of 2.06K in #fitz #4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory reached 1K on 13/08/19 reached 2K on 20/09/19

BBS one-shots ni basicallyidontknw

A bunch of random bbs oneshots! Listen, no, this book isn't like, 100% finished and complete and never to see the light of day again. BUT, right now life is just...life, and I don't have all the time in the world to write like i used to. So please, just enjoy the stories for what they are and maybe one day I'll get over my writers block and give the people what they want - actually well written content lol. Have a good read and good day. Btw don't come at me for this, I don't ship them irl, this is for entertainment and I love to write.

The unexpected position. [ Completed ] ni Wunzheng

"Oh this? This book is so interesting." Suddenly Nom grabbed the book and read the title loudly. 'How to recognize your own potential?' They both looked at me like I murdered someone. "What is this? Are you crazy or something? Where did you even find this?" Pete asked. "I'm trying to figure out why they selected me to the super 7 project" I answered. "And why did you think you'd get an answer by reading fantasy books?" Nom questioned. "I don't know okay? I have to start somewhere. Also our library is full of these kind of books." "What you guys actually do in this class anyway? Do they teach you how to pass exams easily or something?" Pete asked "Also, whenever we ask anything about this class, you just make up some excuses and disappear" Nom joined him. "I don't know what we're doing there either. Everything about the project is weird" A/N :- This is my first time writing a book. So there can be lots of mistakes. This story is about 7 weird classmates and how their destiny unexpectedly changed to another way. So will they be able to go through this new position they got?? And also I wrote this story including Time Traveling... so I guess it'll be bit curious to you.. I'm so sorry about my Grammar mistakes.. :;(∩'﹏'∩);:(╥╯﹏╰╥)ง so hope you guys will enjoy it...please vote comment and share it....♡(∩o∩)♡♥

mY bRAiN iS eXPeRIENcINg tEChNiCAl diFFiCulTies pLEasE StAnd By ni FunKit

Need help with figureing out how boys/girls think? Or just need a good laugh? Or maybe a funny but clever (that makes you sound smart) saying? Then look no further!!! Here is the book you need!!! It holds OVER 61 things about guys and 45 things about girls!!! Plus 101 (plus one I made up) FUNNY sayings!!!! That are SUPER SMART!!!! So have a romance or have a good laugh with friends! Anythings posible with this book!!! EX: Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot. *starts to laugh* "Hey it really IS true!!! Go figure!!!" P.S. the part where guys are ticklish is true, I even asked a guy XD

Beyond The Goalpost : Rin Itoshi x M!Reader ni chachachups

(Mostly a test fanfic and uhhh it's kinda satirical and corny, I republished some parts but I started this fic at early January 2025...) POV; You were trying to chase your dreams - HOWEVER, someone from your past decided to catch up to you ...😧 NOTE: This could also be a Reo x Reader fic🤯🤯🤯 ...though it's a slowburn Rin x Reader fic . . . . . . . (Still ongoing, HIATUS... I'm fixing some areas in the fanfic ok..?)

Entertainment, Ideas, and Random Stories!!! ni harry3

BORED? Check this out! Not only does this include totally random, funny, short stories that make no sense it also includes jokes, riddles, things to do when you're bored, movie/book/YouTube recommendations to keep you entertained/laughing and SO MUCH MORE. The short stories were written out of boredom for fun and to entertain others :). Each short story jumps from one idea to the next every sentence, not really sticking on topic, but it's still like a journey for the character. Hopefully it makes someone's day or gives them an idea. So... Enjoy! P.S. I know this says "completed," and it kind of is in that it's not a regular story with a plot line (beginning, middle, and end). However, I will continue to update and add parts to it in the future.

*COMPLETED* App Humans | YouTube x PornHub ni LynoleyTpayne

**EXTREME CRINGE WARNING AHEAD** Chapter 4 and 5 are cringe, please, I beg you, do not read them if you don't like cringe .w. This whole book is cringe but like I fricking care- *** Yup. So much fanfics about them, so I HAD to. 🙄🙄 Also li'l nsfw so be prepared!! ~HAS BEEN #1 IN PORNHUB~ ~Has been #1 in socialmediahumanized~ ~Has been #1 in Apphumans~

Incorrect Quotes 9 [Rainimator AUs] ni RettaTheOriginal

Book no.9 of my Incorrect Quote book series I do not own any characters in this book All characters belong to Rainimator Except for Default or characters that I mention ARE mine in my Yeet Notes I do not use the Conversation Board on my profile; I have a book called Announcement/Note Book Thing where I post updates on my books & other stuff Tho I don't use it much anymore 'cause I either ramble on in my Yeet Notes or forget to make them I also have a posting schedule for this book in my profile desp thing if ya wanna check it out This book is full of My Rainimator AUs so may contain ships the reader may not like But these are usually just random shenanigan types of quotes

Incorrect Quotes 8 [Rainimator AUs] ni RettaTheOriginal

Book no.8 of my Incorrect Quote book series I do not own any characters in this book All characters belong to Rainimator Except for Default or characters that I mention ARE mine in my Yeet Notes I do not use the Conversation Board on my profile; I have a book called Announcement/Note Book Thing where I post updates on my books & other stuff Tho I don't use it much anymore 'cause I either ramble on in my Yeet Notes or forget to make them I also have a posting schedule for this book in my profile desp thing if ya wanna check it out This book is full of My Rainimator AUs so may contain ships the reader may not like But these are usually just random shenanigan types of quotes

The gaming theory ni SepticeyeLadd

Do "you" have what it takes to be in the vanoss crew? To be a YouTuber? To win your crush over? Who will even be your crush in this? This is (insert your name here) otherwise know as you, (Y/N), or "HEY DUMB ASS!" Na, just kidding. This is however a xreader story for Vanoss and his crew. Basically what happens is you're a girl YouTuber with about 500,000 subs. You recently moved to LA by yourself to get started with your "career." This all begins in the famous year of 2013.(Don't worry the years will progress as the book goes on) along the way.... things begin to happen. Okay, I could've done better. Like..... a lot better with that. But still (NOTE: THIS IS MY FIRST XREADER!) (CAUTION LANGUAGE!) COMPLETED!!!

(VanossxReader) YouTube Battle °Complete° ni Ameliaress

You have a tiresome job, and a boring life pretty much. Every day is the same routine: wake up, work, go home, eat, sleep, and the cycle continues the next day. The only thing that makes you happy through the mundane is YouTube gamers. But one afternoon after a tiring work day, something came into your life and changed it forever. *If you have never read X readers before, here is the basic key: (y/n) - Your name (l/n) - Last name (probably won't use) (h/c) - Hair color (h/l) - Hair length (f/c) - Favorite color (E/c) - Eye color This is a silly story and not meant to be seriously :) { Ⓒⓞⓜⓟⓛⓔⓣⓔⓓ }

Markiplier Ego Oneshots ni STOPiamreading

Just a collection of stories starring Markiplier's egos! Contains fluff, shipping, angst, and x reader content. And if ya like this book (?) PUnch that Vote button, IN THE FAce, LIKE A BOSS! Wait, wrong Youtuber. Oops. [I'll put warnings in the beginning of each story- there is mild cursing overall.] Cover drawing by kaatdraws on Tumblr, cover edited by me.

Incorrect Quotes 5 [Rainimator AUs] ni RettaTheOriginal

I do not own any characters mentioned/featured in this book. They all belong to Rainimator Except Default. They don't belong to anyone they're just a Default HAH THIS IS MY FIFTH RAINIMATOR INCORRECT QUOTES BOOK I AM ON A ROOOOLLLL My posting schedule for these incorrect quotes can be found in my profile description thing I recommend that anyone reading this book should read the past Incorrect Quotes as sometimes I mention Quotes from the previous books And I have a book called Announcement/Note Book Thing where I make random notes about these books and other books I'm currently writing I don't really recommend that you add the book to your library tho- I make a bunch of notes a week around random stuff BTW this book is filled with my AUs so may contain ships the reader may not like But these quotes are usually a bunch of random shenanigans and chaos surrounding my AUs I don't even know if I have the Canon AU in these quotes anymore-

Never Again ni Mystery_Writer_28

Book 1 of the Never Again Series "Let me see your head," he says coming behind me. I scoot away, "Don't worry about it, I'm use to people hitting me." I say on accident. My stupid ass mouth He comes in front of me, "what do you mean?" I look at the ceiling, oh wow it needs to be dusted. Oh, is that a new color. I think- my thoughts are interrupted when he snaps his fingers. "Hey, what do you mean by that?" Is he dumb? What does he think I mean? He's pretty stupid for a mafia leader. Thalia has a tragic past that appears to be catching up with her. Despite her strong façade, she is terrified of the consequences until she meets this sly and gorgeous Mafia leader. Hades was captivated in by Thalia from the start, but her history with a certain someone made him hesitant. It causes him to reconsider things. Can he trust her? However, nothing is what it seems.

Lui caliber x reader (Discontinued) ni Kryinq

Firstly, I wanted to say this is my first time writing, so please don't judge that much!! If you have a request you can put it in the comments and I will try to write about it maybe :/ This story will be able a girl, Y/N (your name) Where you are part of the Banana Bus Squad (BBS) and you have 13 million subscribers! You are friends with VanossGaming but have yet to meet the rest of the crew, this story will (hopefully) be a life of you and Lui.. I like Lui don't judge me >:(

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The Bad Boy's Girl cover

My Brother's Gang cover

A threesome love||Dreamsmp high school AU||Mostly Foolsamponk|| cover

Darling, You're MINE. || A Yandere Quackbur Story cover

The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ cover

Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹ cover

BBS one-shots cover

The unexpected position. [ Completed ] cover

mY bRAiN iS eXPeRIENcINg tEChNiCAl diFFiCulTies pLEasE StAnd By cover

Beyond The Goalpost : Rin Itoshi x M!Reader cover

Entertainment, Ideas, and Random Stories!!! cover

*COMPLETED* App Humans | YouTube x PornHub cover

Incorrect Quotes 9 [Rainimator AUs] cover

Incorrect Quotes 8 [Rainimator AUs] cover

The gaming theory cover

(VanossxReader) YouTube Battle °Complete° cover

Markiplier Ego Oneshots cover

Incorrect Quotes 5 [Rainimator AUs] cover

Never Again cover

Lui caliber x reader (Discontinued) cover

The Bad Boy's Girl

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a bcth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sht on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

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