Espresso Equations

Coffee: black as a dramatic monologue, strong as a stubborn mule, sweet as the first time you realize your crush maybe, possibly, likes you back. Someone's addiction, someone's obsession, someone's vital morning ritual, and, let's be real, someone's carefully curated Instagram post. It's not just a hot drink; it's a fundamental part of the day, a meticulously crafted blend of cravings, love, bliss, pleasure, and, okay, a desperate need for caffeine.

Procaffeinating-a condition I'm convinced should be listed as a legitimate personality trait-was, at this very moment, plaguing Ishaan Gupta, future CEO of Hexacope IT Company. He was, as they say in the coffee-addict circles, in the 'can't function without it' stage, unable to start his day without the requisite dose of roasted bean magic. And where did he find this essential pickup? At 'Iranis's Cafe,' a corner shop on Street 51, a veritable time capsule of vintage charm and seriously strong brews. Think: metal chairs that have probably witnessed more gossip than a high school hallway, tables with an ebony finish that could survive a small apocalypse, and hanging pots overflowing with creepers, like a jungle decided to move indoors. The menu? More options than a dating app profile.

This shop, with its vintage curtains that probably filter out more than just sunlight, has seen more romantic drama than a soap opera marathon, more tragic moments than a rainy day, and more life-changing decisions than a reality TV finale. And, as Heny Francies, a humble observer (and, okay, a bit of a coffee addict myself), I'm here to document one such 'morning coffee addicted chaotic story.' So, grab your mug, brace yourself for some potentially awkward encounters, and let's see how this goes!