My Dear, Dear Friend, OCD

OCD Me: Hey, why don't you touch the Cheez-Its box? You know you want to.
Other Me: I don't, actually, and you know what? I'm done with this whole touchy-feely thing.
OCD Me: It's calling you. Don't be rude.
Other Me: Go away.
OCD Me: By refusing to touch the cracker box, your entire existence has been altered. A bear mauling is in your future. Also, your parents will die alone.
Other Me: Please, no. Can we work something out?
OCD Me: Look, just touch the Cheez-its box.
Other Me: Fine

"Ever seen 'Inside Out'? With OCD, it's like Doubt has it's own control console." - Josey Eloy Franco

Note: Chapters can be read out of order. I will post them randomly.