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Thomas Higgins 2: Never Say "Not Murder" Again

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Thomas Higgins is back in full force with another hilarious comedy romp, this time with all your favorite politicians playing parts in a massive alien conspiracy.
It's Reptoid vs. Reptoid vs. Reptoid hunter when First Reptoid Overseer Bernie Sanders decides that Thomas has jeopardized the Reptoid infiltration of Earth, and so decides he needs to be terminated. Thrown into the mix is Reptoid Slayer (and North Carolina governor) Roy Cooper, who hires three alien bounty hunters to kill Thomas and prevent the Reptoids from taking over. Meanwhile, Thomas must deal with human threats. After all, you don't go on a massive crime spree over the weekend without making a few enemies. And killing about 56 people.All Rights Reserved

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