The Mouthpiece to my Clarinet

Hank finally found meaning in life when he started working at Thomas Jefferson Middle School. That's where he met Jerald. But that's about to change, when Jerald is fired out of nowhere, leaving Hank alone with his self-deprecating thoughts.

•a year ago, my friends made me write a crackfic based on two band teachers at my old middle school. due to popular demand, it is back. enjoy.

(disclaimer: this fanfic does not accurately represent the people it is based off. please never show this to them. or sue me.)