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I AM A HUMAN BEING: Said Muhammad To God When He Learned God DGAF

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Greetings Your Majesty. Have I a story for you? This is the heart-warming tale of the world-renowned Muhammad Hussein. Yes. We all cherish his story of immigrating to the United States in 2028 as a refugee and going on to become the greatest mixed-martial artist ever born. But did you know there's much more to this young man than his charity donations, vast wealth, pure talent, and deep faith in God? It's true. Muhammad actually has an untold story that'll make you and everyone you know feel special, which is important. The whole incident kicks off when God says humans worship him, whether they're blessed or unblessed. A super-sweet angel hears this claim and reasons no, man worships God only when the conditions are right. So, the Creator of the Universe agrees to enter into a bet with this innocent and highly-sensitive angel. Muhammad, being a perfect candidate for the experiment, will have his life ruined at the hands of our misunderstood angel, only because he has to prove his point with a peanut-butter and jelly Supreme Being. But, the question remains human. What is the heavyweight champion going to do when happiness is replaced with profound misery? Narrated by... oh it doesn't matter, it's in the details.

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