Harry Potter Funny Things
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I can't do a description for the life of me so no description and this book so how would I describe it PICTURES that how.
YEAH!
Oh and there's is other books like this out
Like one about next gen Harry Potter and
One about the Marauders Era
Go check out the other books there out
Also all credits to the people who made this cause I definitely didn't make these but I did find them in Pinterest
(i made this in like 5th grade so don't hate
-2020 me)
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