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How To Screw Everything Up

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A boy named Chris discovered he sucks. Really bad. He obviously got it from his mother, her made a mistake.... You know..... That one... Yeah... He tries to read a book, he screws it up. He tries to draw, screws it up. Tries to swim, almost drowns, but still screws it up. Even the very thing teachers say that there is no right or wrong answer... He SCREWS IT UP! So he decides to right a list of everything he screws up and how.All Rights Reserved

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The Bad Boy

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