Some Beauty and the Kind-Of Beast
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  • Parts 13
  • Time 1h 27m
  • Reads 215
  • Votes 25
  • Parts 13
  • Time 1h 27m
Complete, First published Aug 25, 2017
"It's a stupid story."

"You're a stupid person."

"It just doesn't happen in real life. It's unrealistic."

"You're unrealistic."

"You're an asshole."

"And you're gonna admit I'm right."

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In which a girl with (some) beauty gets in a jam with a (kind of) beast of a boy

1/09/17 -- 13/12/18
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