Dumb Ways To Love
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Last published Wed, Feb 5, 2014
Yung mga piranang palangoy-langoy habang kume-kendeng ka sa tubig.
Yung kinuha mo yung tinapay sa toaster with a fork, nakuryente ka.
Yung stick na tinutusok mo sa puwet ng Grizzly bear.
Yung kinain mo yung gamot na expired na.
Lahat yan Dumb Ways to Die.
E, ano naman ang Dumb Ways to Love?
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Dumb Ways To Love
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