For a shoddy downtown bar, it's pretty comfy.

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"The two people at the bar were weird as hell, but he was fine with them at the least. That was the most glaring of his memories. He also starts to recall about an exploding cake, a guy claiming he can take care of the business, and a car driving him home."

Alin's friend invites him out to 4-11UM3R 1A17D-S (or the employees call it "AllumerLands"), an obscure and almost unknown bar part of the franchise, KoG. He doesn't just meet his friend there. Actually, he never met him at all. He instead meets a colorful cast of people who he had initially didn't want to be associated with.

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A cake exploded, and now it smells like chocolates
Sat, Aug 26, 2017

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A cake exploded, and now it smells like chocolates
Sat, Aug 26, 2017

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