How To Be A Heartbreaker

Razz Hearts is the Heartbreaker.

Can she help it? No, its basic survival.

Zane Hax is the Charmboy.

Can he do anything about it? No, its his job.

Hannah Diss is the Ditcher.

Can she do anything different? No, she puts lives at risk.

Ricky Damson is the Runner.

Can he be any slower? No, his life depends on it.

What happens when all these people cross paths?

One is mistaken for gay while another is accused of trying to make a move on them.

Smart people, I know.

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Just another humour book, but plz read! It'll be crazy at some point, promise.