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Morality's Book of Dad Jokes

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Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! 

 I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! 

  •patton•All Rights Reserved

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