Say Something Stupid - PinkLashes - Wattpad

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Say Something Stupid

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Reads 111
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Parts 5
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I always feel better after ranting on Watty so I started up this, which I guess this makes my 3rd or 4th sorta blog/ diary-ish thing. So be it something crappy that has happened in my life or unbelievably awesome, even some of my daydreams, you'll find it here. Enjoy my mediocre life as I install all my latest "episodes".
PS- The following whatever you're gonna call this is chock-a-block full of swearing. Sorry bout that. If you met me in person I promise you'd find I'm a very eloquent person, but I'm just sick of having to say the right things in the right way all the friggin time... so yeah, if you don't like the language, don't read it.All Rights Reserved

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For all those times where you've wanted to punch wattpad stories in the face. A comedic look at all the shit wattpad writers write about; including fanfics, kidnaps and the occasional sparkly vampire. Rated R for swearing and shit, not for sex scenes :P EXTRACT: "I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck." (just a colourful snippet) P.S: I'm in no way speaking negatively about the website 'wattpad' itself. The website is great and there are incredible stories and people on here. I'm speaking about the typical stories on here that annoy many people. If you don't think people are annoyed about these things, type in 'rant' into wattpad and see what comes up. I'm sure I'm not alone. Again, this has nothing to do with the quality of wattpad whatsoever - it is based purely on the stories and authors. It's nothing personal either. Unless you write a creepy story about a 13 year old girl sleeping with a 90 year older man; that just so happens to be a player and saves you from your rapist - who you may or may not fall in love with. All rights reserved. Just in case you were planning on stealing anything from here ;)

Shall We Talk? (You don't have a say in the matter) by trilliumleaf

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STORYTIME WITH STACY by iHazCookieSwag

Hello, I am your host, Stacy. I will be talking about weird stuff because I'm weird. Weird stuff like me rambling about things, ranting, and stupid stories that happened to me. WE ARE ALL FRIENDS!!! DON'T BE AFRAID TO TELL ME ANYTHING!!! I don't bite... PROMISE!!! So, I'm gonna stop talking and start this shizzle. Continue reading if you want to become a fellow Derpling. Just sit back, GRAB YOURSELVES SOME COOKIES, and hold on to yo' weaves cuz it's gon' to be one hell of a bumpy ride. ***SMALL WARNING*** I may cuss a lot if I want to. If you don't like strong language, then this is NOT the book for you. Or just pretend they're not there :p

$Ranting and Randomness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by ShortSlytherinWeirdo$

Warning: Extremely random at times and some ranting, as well as some stuff I like to share about SOME of my daily life. Also Warning: I do swear so that's why it's rated mature, I'm also sensitive so I don't want people to react mean/negatively on here. If you have a problem then leave and don't follow me because I have insecurities and I can't deal with more criticism right now.

Seriously, What Exactly Are You Writing?! by Immature_Writing

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Life and Art [DISCONTINUED] by Crazy_Creator04

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Love Moderately by serenalovespizza

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My Rant Book cover

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!

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