The Nightmares of Ikea
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Last published Tue, Aug 29, 2017
(IKEA DONT SUE ME)
This idea was given to me from a friend.
2 friends go to ikea, and apply for jobs there. they take a look around and attempt to say the product names after hours, but fail. While attempting to say the product names, they accidentally summon a demonic being, and must escape and/or return the demon to the gates of hell. WILL THEY MAKE IT OUT? (find out next time on dragon ball Z)
<SORRY! I had to. For the memes!>
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