Banana Strikes
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Last published Mon, Feb 17, 2014
When the bananas strike, all is hopeless. The only way our world can be saved is if these 4 girls can fight against the bananas but with one problem: they all LOOOVVEEE bananas. Can they save the earth? Or will the banana grow big and eat their insides, causing them to explode? Here are a couple of reviews of the award winning book: "I love this book. It makes me feel all happy inside." ~Some Weird Stalker "LOLOLOLOLOLOL!" ~TotallyNotMe. "I hate you!" ~Brookela1. "Where did I mess up?" ~My guardian angel. "The whole us should read this book!" ~Obama Bin Laden "I HATE YOU OBAMA!" ~Mitt Romney. "Who the heck is Obama?" ~Obama Bin Laden. "Oopsie doodles... Wrong Obama!" ~Mitt Romney. "WHO THE HECK IS OBAMA?!?!" ~Obama Bin Laden
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