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Darriane's Joke And Quotes

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Parts 75
Time 8m

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Simple lang ang iyong mababasa dito at ayun ay ang mga hugot line at mga joke na galing sa akin o sa utak ko. But not all. Ang iba ay galing sa social media at ang iba naman ay sa aking boyfriend. Kaya Darriane ang name kasi ang name ng akin boyfriend ay DARWIN and ang name ko ay HARRIANE kaya po naging DARRIANE'S JOKE AND QUOTES. Please don't forget to vote and comment hope you like this sana mapasaya ko kayo kahit paano.All Rights Reserved

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