Harry Potter: if anyone had any common sense
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Terminé mar., août 29, 2017<5 mins
Siriusly NOBODY has common sense in Harry Potter
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TILL NOW THERE'S been no problems for (Y/N) Wyllt. Living in America was a practically easy life, socializing with kids his age and being able to cover up accidental magic easily. But then the long-awaited letter arrives by the owl messenger; the letter invites him to an incredible place called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And there he finds not only wizards and witches, Quidditch, and magic in everything from classes to meals, but a great destiny that's been waiting for him... if (Y/N) can survive the encounter. *** (Y/N): Your Name (F/N): Father's Name (M/N): Mother's Name (W/L): Wand Length (W/C): Wand Core (W/F): Wand Flexibility (P/N): Pet's Name *** ⚠️The story of Harry Potter, the characters (except for (Y/N), (F/N) and (M/N) Wyllt), etc. belongs to J.K. Rowling⚠️ ⚠️Wand Wood, Eye Colour, Hair Colour, Skin Colour and Hogwarts House are selected by me. I deeply apologise if it doesn't match you but it is important for the story.⚠️
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