Booty Calls

Booty Calls

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Ongoing12m

Last published Thu, Jul 25, 2019

awkward butt-dialed corny dialougstory friends

"Hello?" "I butt-dialed your number with my gluteus maximus." "..." Call Ended ---- All Rights Reserved © 2017 Booty Call By @UnexpectedJinx

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