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Booty Calls
jupiteronmarz
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jupiteronmarz
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Aug 29, 2017
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"Hello?"

"I butt-dialed your number with my gluteus maximus."

"..."

Call Ended

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Booty Call By @UnexpectedJinx
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Texting// JM ni evenewbs
54 mga parte Kumpleto
A boy "accidentally" texts the wrong number #159 in whydontwe (4/8/2018)
What The Fate?! ✓ ni lazy_weirdo
41 parte Kumpleto Mature
In which an Alpha dials the wrong number and contacts a weirdo! Let's just say, things get really weird. EXTREMELY BADLY WRITTEN! READ IF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, TYPOS AND PLOT HOLES DONT BOTHER YOU! IT'S PATHETIC PEOPLE CRINGE-ST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EWW THAT'S IT... DON'T READ IT!
Learn to take your time! (Y/N X Lafayette) - [Hamilton Fanfiction] ni SpideysTomcat
18 parte Kumpleto Mature
I put on the uniform and damn, I looked good. I found an easy band-aid and wrapped it over my chest, which made it smaller. My hair was in a tight bun, I pulled the collar a bit higher and exhaled. I'm going to a freaking war now. The shoes didn't fit right, but I'll find some in Washington's room. ~ - 'Time' is a short word with a big meaning. It may be impossible in this reality but there are more than one and somewhere in this big ass universe.. well, there is a chance. So you should take it! - A Y/N story without Y/N. Anyway, if you don't like it don't read it.
Exquisite Mistakes | ✓ ni glossyytears
43 parte Kumpleto Mature
❝Hey Declan, I'm lost.❞ ❝. . .❞ • • • In which a guy accidentally calls the wrong number and ends up having an interesting conversation with a girl. All of it leading up to an unexpecting romance.
Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ ni sage_reed
57 parte Kumpleto
❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18
Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ ni HappyEndingWriter
56 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}
The Wrong Number ✓ ni PurpleStreak
57 parte Kumpleto
"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017
Help Center ✓ ni sonderingly
44 mga parte Kumpleto
❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly
Once Upon a Bathroom Stall ni hyrule
44 mga parte Kumpleto
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx
Fake Number ni GraceingYourPresence
44 mga parte Kumpleto
"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...
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Texting// JM cover
What The Fate?! ✓ cover
Learn to take your time! (Y/N X Lafayette) - [Hamilton Fanfiction] cover
Exquisite Mistakes | ✓ cover
Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ cover
Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ cover
The Wrong Number ✓ cover
Help Center ✓ cover
Once Upon a Bathroom Stall cover
Fake Number cover

Texting// JM

54 mga parte Kumpleto

A boy "accidentally" texts the wrong number #159 in whydontwe (4/8/2018)

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