The Diary of Me

This is a peek inside my mind, if you care. These are random short stories/entries. I hope you enjoy them, because some are very entertaining (I think), and you might actually learn something, about me, or about life in general. I have been known to have some very philosopical thoughts, but also some really crazy ones. I'll try to update this as often as I can.

Goals:
[X] 50 entries [X] 100 votes [X] 2,000 reads
[ ] 75 entries [X] 200 votes [X] 4,000 reads
[ ] 100 entries [ ] 300 votes [ ] 8,000 reads

[X] 100 comments [X] 3 regular readers
[X] 200 comments [X] 5 regular readers
[ ] 300 comments [X] 10 regular readers

Help me accomplish some of my goals?